Here Comes The Judge Chords by Pigmeat Markham
Tempo:
95.8 bpm
Chords used:
F
Ab
Fm
Eb
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Yeah, he, yeah, he, this court is now in session.
His Honor, Judge Igmeet Martin Buzardin.
Yeah, he, yeah, he, the court of swing.
It's just about ready to do that thing.
I don't want no deals, I don't want no lies.
Above all, I don't want no alibis.
This judge is hip, and that ain't all.
He'll give me time if you're big or small.
Fall in line or this court is neat.
Peace, brother.
Well, here comes the judge.
Here comes the judge.
[Eb] Everybody know [Ab] that he is [F] the judge.
[Ab]
Near and far, going to Paris, and [F] out this wall.
All those kids got to listen to me, because I am the judge, and you can plainly see.
I want a big [Ab] round table when I get there.
I won't sit down to run the [F] sweat.
I'm going to lay down the law.
[Fm] I [F] bust some heads because I am the judge.
He is the [Ab] judge.
He is the judge.
Everybody [Fm] know that he is the [A] judge.
[N] Who's there?
I is.
I is who?
I is your next door neighbor.
I is who?
[Ab]
Order!
Order!
[Dbm] Order this courtroom!
Order this courtroom!
Judge, your [Gb] honor, ship high, sir.
Did [N] I hear you say, order in the court?
Yes, I said order.
Well, I'll take two gals a beer, please.
[F] He is the judge.
He is the judge.
Everybody know that he is the judge.
Out of check, the whole team is.
Sip rice wine and chase the jigs.
Won't take long, that's a miss my guess.
I'll have you out of this dog gone mess.
[Fm]
[D] [F] Stop that up table, the ball is back.
Let them know I'm coming back.
[Fm] Sit right down with Rock and Nicks.
They [F] stemples I'm a pig in shakes.
[N] Uh, uh, judge, your honor, pig me, sir.
Don't you remember me?
No, who are you, boy?
Well, I'm the fellow that introduced you to your wife.
To my wife?
Yeah.
Life, [F] you son of a gun, you.
[Cm] But let's see [F] you vote your [Ab] way and I vote mine.
[F] This is a tie and [Fm] the money gets spent.
Oh, for pig me, my brother, I am the judge.
I am the [F] judge.
Everybody knows that I am the judge.
I [Fm] am the judge.
I am the judge.
Everybody knows that he [F] is the judge.
Now, everybody know I am the judge.
His Honor, Judge Igmeet Martin Buzardin.
Yeah, he, yeah, he, the court of swing.
It's just about ready to do that thing.
I don't want no deals, I don't want no lies.
Above all, I don't want no alibis.
This judge is hip, and that ain't all.
He'll give me time if you're big or small.
Fall in line or this court is neat.
Peace, brother.
Well, here comes the judge.
Here comes the judge.
[Eb] Everybody know [Ab] that he is [F] the judge.
[Ab]
Near and far, going to Paris, and [F] out this wall.
All those kids got to listen to me, because I am the judge, and you can plainly see.
I want a big [Ab] round table when I get there.
I won't sit down to run the [F] sweat.
I'm going to lay down the law.
[Fm] I [F] bust some heads because I am the judge.
He is the [Ab] judge.
He is the judge.
Everybody [Fm] know that he is the [A] judge.
[N] Who's there?
I is.
I is who?
I is your next door neighbor.
I is who?
[Ab]
Order!
Order!
[Dbm] Order this courtroom!
Order this courtroom!
Judge, your [Gb] honor, ship high, sir.
Did [N] I hear you say, order in the court?
Yes, I said order.
Well, I'll take two gals a beer, please.
[F] He is the judge.
He is the judge.
Everybody know that he is the judge.
Out of check, the whole team is.
Sip rice wine and chase the jigs.
Won't take long, that's a miss my guess.
I'll have you out of this dog gone mess.
[Fm]
[D] [F] Stop that up table, the ball is back.
Let them know I'm coming back.
[Fm] Sit right down with Rock and Nicks.
They [F] stemples I'm a pig in shakes.
[N] Uh, uh, judge, your honor, pig me, sir.
Don't you remember me?
No, who are you, boy?
Well, I'm the fellow that introduced you to your wife.
To my wife?
Yeah.
Life, [F] you son of a gun, you.
[Cm] But let's see [F] you vote your [Ab] way and I vote mine.
[F] This is a tie and [Fm] the money gets spent.
Oh, for pig me, my brother, I am the judge.
I am the [F] judge.
Everybody knows that I am the judge.
I [Fm] am the judge.
I am the judge.
Everybody knows that he [F] is the judge.
Now, everybody know I am the judge.
Key:
F
Ab
Fm
Eb
A
F
Ab
Fm
_ _ _ _ Yeah, he, yeah, he, this court is now in session.
His Honor, Judge Igmeet Martin Buzardin. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yeah, he, yeah, he, the court of swing.
It's just about ready to do that thing.
I don't want no deals, I don't want no lies.
Above all, I don't want no alibis.
This judge is hip, and that ain't all.
He'll give me time if you're big or small.
Fall in line or this court is neat.
Peace, brother.
Well, here comes the judge.
Here comes the judge.
[Eb] Everybody know [Ab] that he is [F] the judge. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab]
Near and far, going to Paris, and [F] out this wall.
All those kids got to listen to me, because I am the judge, and you can plainly see.
I want a big [Ab] round table when I get there.
I won't sit down to run the [F] sweat.
I'm going to lay down the law.
[Fm] I [F] bust some heads because I am the judge.
He is the [Ab] judge.
He is the judge.
Everybody [Fm] know that he is the [A] judge.
[N] Who's there?
I is.
I is who?
I is your next door neighbor.
I is who?
_ [Ab]
Order!
Order!
[Dbm] Order this courtroom!
Order this courtroom!
Judge, your [Gb] honor, ship high, sir.
Did [N] I hear you say, order in the court?
Yes, I said order.
Well, I'll take two gals a beer, please.
[F] He is the judge.
He is the judge.
Everybody know that he is the judge. _ _ _ _
_ _ Out of check, the whole team is.
Sip rice wine and chase the jigs.
Won't take long, that's a miss my guess.
I'll have you out of this dog gone mess.
[Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] [F] Stop that up table, the ball is back.
Let them know I'm coming back.
[Fm] Sit right down with Rock and Nicks.
They [F] stemples I'm a pig in shakes.
[N] Uh, uh, judge, your honor, pig me, sir.
Don't you remember me?
No, who are you, boy?
Well, I'm the fellow that introduced you to your wife.
To my wife?
Yeah.
Life, [F] you son of a gun, you. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Cm] But let's see [F] you vote your [Ab] way and I vote mine.
[F] This is a tie and [Fm] the money gets spent.
Oh, for pig me, my brother, I am the judge.
I am the [F] judge.
Everybody knows that I am the judge.
I [Fm] am the judge.
I am the judge.
Everybody knows that he [F] is the judge.
Now, everybody know I am the judge. _ _
His Honor, Judge Igmeet Martin Buzardin. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yeah, he, yeah, he, the court of swing.
It's just about ready to do that thing.
I don't want no deals, I don't want no lies.
Above all, I don't want no alibis.
This judge is hip, and that ain't all.
He'll give me time if you're big or small.
Fall in line or this court is neat.
Peace, brother.
Well, here comes the judge.
Here comes the judge.
[Eb] Everybody know [Ab] that he is [F] the judge. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab]
Near and far, going to Paris, and [F] out this wall.
All those kids got to listen to me, because I am the judge, and you can plainly see.
I want a big [Ab] round table when I get there.
I won't sit down to run the [F] sweat.
I'm going to lay down the law.
[Fm] I [F] bust some heads because I am the judge.
He is the [Ab] judge.
He is the judge.
Everybody [Fm] know that he is the [A] judge.
[N] Who's there?
I is.
I is who?
I is your next door neighbor.
I is who?
_ [Ab]
Order!
Order!
[Dbm] Order this courtroom!
Order this courtroom!
Judge, your [Gb] honor, ship high, sir.
Did [N] I hear you say, order in the court?
Yes, I said order.
Well, I'll take two gals a beer, please.
[F] He is the judge.
He is the judge.
Everybody know that he is the judge. _ _ _ _
_ _ Out of check, the whole team is.
Sip rice wine and chase the jigs.
Won't take long, that's a miss my guess.
I'll have you out of this dog gone mess.
[Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] [F] Stop that up table, the ball is back.
Let them know I'm coming back.
[Fm] Sit right down with Rock and Nicks.
They [F] stemples I'm a pig in shakes.
[N] Uh, uh, judge, your honor, pig me, sir.
Don't you remember me?
No, who are you, boy?
Well, I'm the fellow that introduced you to your wife.
To my wife?
Yeah.
Life, [F] you son of a gun, you. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Cm] But let's see [F] you vote your [Ab] way and I vote mine.
[F] This is a tie and [Fm] the money gets spent.
Oh, for pig me, my brother, I am the judge.
I am the [F] judge.
Everybody knows that I am the judge.
I [Fm] am the judge.
I am the judge.
Everybody knows that he [F] is the judge.
Now, everybody know I am the judge. _ _