Chords for HILARIOUS bit from "Frasier" - '95
Tempo:
77.575 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
Ab
E
Ebm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Oh for God's sake, I am trying to get some sleep.
I asked you to keep that dog quiet and instead you outfit him with a megaphone.
In the last 36 hours I haven't had so much as a nap and I've got to be back at the station by 2am.
Eddie, listen carefully.
By the time this day is up, one of us is going to sleep.
Oh don't worry Dr.
Crane, I'll take Eddie for a walk.
And as far as your problem at work goes, if you want my opinion Don't!
I had my share of women's opinions for the week between the station's new Reich's Chancellor and Rosler's incessant whining.
As far as I'm concerned, your entire sex can put a sock in it.
Boy, you never let me get away with a comment like that.
Oh, even the best of us can get a bit cranky when we're over tired.
That's it.
All Dr.
Crane needs right now is a little peace and quiet.
Come in!
Morning Daphne.
Where are you off to?
I'm taking Eddie for a walk.
By yourself?
Yes, of course, why not?
It's dangerous out there.
You never know when you might need
one of these.
A status pistol?
[Eb] Oh, I don't think so Dr.
Crane, but thanks for the thought.
How did she know it wasn't a real gun?
Full disservance, even to the ones who spent years [Ab] fleeing Hunters.
You bought a status pistol?
Yes.
You see, as long as Meris thinks it's real, it makes her feel secure, but this way, no one can get hurt.
Got a gunshot?
Morning, Frazier.
Just getting up.
Just getting up?
Are you out of your minds?
A gun just went off in here!
Niles bought a status pistol.
And there's no need to get snippy.
Accidents happen, you know.
Oh, I'm sorry, was I snippy?
I didn't realize it was [E] too much to ask for there to not be gunplay in my living [Ebm] room!
[Eb] You know, Niles, you shouldn't have any kind of gun, really.
Come to think of it, now that Mr.
Sunshine's home during the day, maybe I shouldn't either.
[Ab] Just relax.
It won't be long before my loyal fans protest, and the afternoon slot is once again home to the compassionate and lovable Dr.
Frazier Crane.
Now get [Eb] the hell out both of you.
[Ab] All right, maybe I can catch up to Daphne in the
I asked you to keep that dog quiet and instead you outfit him with a megaphone.
In the last 36 hours I haven't had so much as a nap and I've got to be back at the station by 2am.
Eddie, listen carefully.
By the time this day is up, one of us is going to sleep.
Oh don't worry Dr.
Crane, I'll take Eddie for a walk.
And as far as your problem at work goes, if you want my opinion Don't!
I had my share of women's opinions for the week between the station's new Reich's Chancellor and Rosler's incessant whining.
As far as I'm concerned, your entire sex can put a sock in it.
Boy, you never let me get away with a comment like that.
Oh, even the best of us can get a bit cranky when we're over tired.
That's it.
All Dr.
Crane needs right now is a little peace and quiet.
Come in!
Morning Daphne.
Where are you off to?
I'm taking Eddie for a walk.
By yourself?
Yes, of course, why not?
It's dangerous out there.
You never know when you might need
one of these.
A status pistol?
[Eb] Oh, I don't think so Dr.
Crane, but thanks for the thought.
How did she know it wasn't a real gun?
Full disservance, even to the ones who spent years [Ab] fleeing Hunters.
You bought a status pistol?
Yes.
You see, as long as Meris thinks it's real, it makes her feel secure, but this way, no one can get hurt.
Got a gunshot?
Morning, Frazier.
Just getting up.
Just getting up?
Are you out of your minds?
A gun just went off in here!
Niles bought a status pistol.
And there's no need to get snippy.
Accidents happen, you know.
Oh, I'm sorry, was I snippy?
I didn't realize it was [E] too much to ask for there to not be gunplay in my living [Ebm] room!
[Eb] You know, Niles, you shouldn't have any kind of gun, really.
Come to think of it, now that Mr.
Sunshine's home during the day, maybe I shouldn't either.
[Ab] Just relax.
It won't be long before my loyal fans protest, and the afternoon slot is once again home to the compassionate and lovable Dr.
Frazier Crane.
Now get [Eb] the hell out both of you.
[Ab] All right, maybe I can catch up to Daphne in the
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Oh for God's sake, I am trying to get some sleep.
I asked you to keep that dog quiet and instead you outfit him with a megaphone. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ In the last 36 hours I haven't had so much as a nap and I've got to be back at the station by 2am.
Eddie, listen carefully.
_ By the time this day is up, one of us is going to sleep.
_ Oh don't worry Dr.
Crane, I'll take Eddie for a walk.
And as far as your problem at work goes, if you want my opinion_ Don't!
_ I had my share of women's opinions for the week between the station's new Reich's Chancellor and Rosler's incessant whining.
As far as I'm concerned, your entire sex can put a sock in it.
_ _ Boy, you never let me get away with a comment like that.
Oh, even the best of us can get a bit cranky when we're over tired.
That's it.
All Dr.
Crane needs right now is a little peace and quiet. _ _
_ Come in! _ _ _ _
_ Morning Daphne.
Where are you off to?
I'm taking Eddie for a walk.
By yourself?
Yes, of course, why not?
It's dangerous out there.
You never know when you might need_ _
_ one of these.
_ _ A status pistol?
[Eb] _ Oh, I don't think so Dr.
Crane, but thanks for the thought. _
_ _ _ How did she know it wasn't a real gun?
Full disservance, even to the ones who spent years [Ab] fleeing Hunters.
_ _ You bought a status pistol?
Yes.
You see, as long as Meris thinks it's real, it makes her feel secure, but this way, no one can get hurt. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Got a gunshot?
Morning, Frazier.
Just getting up.
Just getting up?
_ Are you out of your minds?
A gun just went off in here!
Niles bought a status pistol.
And there's no need to get snippy.
Accidents happen, you know.
Oh, I'm sorry, was I snippy?
_ I didn't realize it was [E] too much to ask for there to not be gunplay in my living [Ebm] room!
_ _ _ [Eb] You know, Niles, you shouldn't have any kind of gun, really.
Come to think of it, now that Mr.
Sunshine's home during the day, maybe I shouldn't either. _ _
[Ab] Just relax.
It won't be long before my loyal fans protest, and the afternoon slot is once again home to the compassionate and lovable Dr.
Frazier Crane.
Now get [Eb] the hell out both of you.
_ _ [Ab] All right, maybe I can catch up to Daphne in the
I asked you to keep that dog quiet and instead you outfit him with a megaphone. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ In the last 36 hours I haven't had so much as a nap and I've got to be back at the station by 2am.
Eddie, listen carefully.
_ By the time this day is up, one of us is going to sleep.
_ Oh don't worry Dr.
Crane, I'll take Eddie for a walk.
And as far as your problem at work goes, if you want my opinion_ Don't!
_ I had my share of women's opinions for the week between the station's new Reich's Chancellor and Rosler's incessant whining.
As far as I'm concerned, your entire sex can put a sock in it.
_ _ Boy, you never let me get away with a comment like that.
Oh, even the best of us can get a bit cranky when we're over tired.
That's it.
All Dr.
Crane needs right now is a little peace and quiet. _ _
_ Come in! _ _ _ _
_ Morning Daphne.
Where are you off to?
I'm taking Eddie for a walk.
By yourself?
Yes, of course, why not?
It's dangerous out there.
You never know when you might need_ _
_ one of these.
_ _ A status pistol?
[Eb] _ Oh, I don't think so Dr.
Crane, but thanks for the thought. _
_ _ _ How did she know it wasn't a real gun?
Full disservance, even to the ones who spent years [Ab] fleeing Hunters.
_ _ You bought a status pistol?
Yes.
You see, as long as Meris thinks it's real, it makes her feel secure, but this way, no one can get hurt. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Got a gunshot?
Morning, Frazier.
Just getting up.
Just getting up?
_ Are you out of your minds?
A gun just went off in here!
Niles bought a status pistol.
And there's no need to get snippy.
Accidents happen, you know.
Oh, I'm sorry, was I snippy?
_ I didn't realize it was [E] too much to ask for there to not be gunplay in my living [Ebm] room!
_ _ _ [Eb] You know, Niles, you shouldn't have any kind of gun, really.
Come to think of it, now that Mr.
Sunshine's home during the day, maybe I shouldn't either. _ _
[Ab] Just relax.
It won't be long before my loyal fans protest, and the afternoon slot is once again home to the compassionate and lovable Dr.
Frazier Crane.
Now get [Eb] the hell out both of you.
_ _ [Ab] All right, maybe I can catch up to Daphne in the