Chords for Hilarious X Rated Doo Wop - It's Hard To Say I Love You When You're Sitting On My Face

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It's so hard to say I love you _ [G] When you're [Bm] sitting on my face
[A] I could tell you what I'm thinking of you If you [G] just sit [A] some other [D] place
For just a moment, _ just a breath of [F#] air _ [G] _ Just a little change of pace
It's [A] so hard to say I love you _ [G] When you're [A] sitting on [D] my face
[A] I could say she'll be alright, she'll be alright
She'll be alright, oh oh [D] oh, [G] oh oh oh
[D] _ Well how [G] about you alone tonight [D] Down [B] in the valley
[E] That's a mighty nice place [A] to be
[D]
As long as you ask me no questions, girl, [G] then I'll tell you no _ [D]
lies.
[A] Though it's true that I'm your prisoner, [C#m] _
[G] when I'm locked [A] between [D] your thighs,
[A]
don't [D] get me wrong, I'm not complaining.
[F#]
No [G] one could ever take your place, but just [A] don't ask to be here.
I love you when [G] you're [E] sitting on [D] my [A] face. _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
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_ [A] Honey pie, what he's trying to say is you're the only one.
[D] Though [G] his words are [D] muffled, if you'll pardon the pun,
_ [G] there's only one place he likes finer [D] than the back seat [B] of his 59er,
_ [E] and he'll explain that one when [A] he's done. _
_ [D] Now Marty Dunn told you that he's a traveling man, _
and it's [G] only right that you should know _
_ [A] that the day will come,
and so might you, [G] and then [E] he'll [D] have to go.
[A] But remember, [D] I carry with me all those [F#] memories.
_ [G] Time cannot erase _ [A] me trying to say I love you [G] when you're [E] sitting on [D] my face.
Yes, it's [A] so hard to say I love you [G] when you're sitting [A] on [D] my face.
_ [G] Sit on my face. _ _ _ _ _ _ _