Chords for His Cheeseburger

_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [E] And now it's time for Love Songs [E] with Mr.
Lunt,
the part of the show where [B] Mr.
Lunt comes out and sings a love [E] song. _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ [B] He said to her, I'd like [F#] a cheeseburger,
_ [A] and I might like a milkshake [E] as well.
_ [B] She said to him, I [F#] can't give you either,
[G#] _ [A] and he [B] said, isn't this [E] Burger Bell?
_ [D#] She said, yes it is, but [G#m] we're closed now,
[E] but we open tomorrow [F#] at ten.
[G#] He said, I am extremely [F#] hungry,
_ but I guess I can wait until then. _ _ _ _
Cause you are [B] his cheeseburger,
his yummy [F#] cheeseburger,
he'll wait [E] for you, yeah, he'll wait for you.
Oh, you are [B] his cheeseburger,
[F#] his tasty _
[F#] cheeseburger,
he'll wait [E] for you.
_ _ [F#] Oh, he will wait [B] for you. _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [F#] He [B] stayed at the drive-thru [F#] till sunrise.
_ [A] He may have dozed off once or [E] twice
_ [B] when he spotted a billboard [F#] for _ Denny's,
[A] bacon and eggs for [E] half price.
[D#] How could he resist [G#m] such an offer?
[E] He really needed something [F#] to _ munch.
[G#m] Cheeseburger, please do not [F#] get angry,
_ [E] he'll eat and be back here [F#] for lunch.
_ _ _ _ _ [B] He's [F#] cheeseburger, his [B] precious cheeseburger,
he'll be [E] back for you, he'll be back [F#] for you.
Won't be so [B] long, [F#] cheeseburger,
oh, [B] lovely cheeseburger,
be back [E] for you.
_ _ [F#] Oh, he'll be back [B] for you.
_ [D#] _ [D#] _ [G#m] Cause he loves you, cheeseburger, with all his heart,
and there [B] ain't nothing gonna tear you two apart.
And if [F#] the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
[D] he would get down on his hands and knees
don't [Dm] say I'm dumb or naive or deadly
[D] from some cheese on that dirt,
and [E] he would wash it off for you,
wash it off for you,
clean that dirty cheese off just for you.
_ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ You are his _ _ _ cheeseburger. _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _