Chords for Ho Ho Ho

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It's [B] all it's all [F#] _ time to send a gift to those of us who have fortune [B] in it.
[E] Dave, if Christmas [B] is so merry, [F#m] why did you [F#] say it makes you uptight?
[B] I never said [A] that, Alvin.
[B] Yes, you did.
[E] I don't need this [B] from you, Theodore.
[A] You said you [B] can't wait for it [A] to be over [F#] and that_
Ho ho ho, Alvin.
That's your line.
[B] Ho ho ho.
Ho [E] ho ho and jingle [B] jingle, [A] carolers sing [B] merrily.
Presents [F#] from its happiness if only temporarily.
[B] Ho ho [F#] ho and jingle [B] jingle, grandma [E] sends a baby [B] truck.
We are [F#] made to hold for that, but they tell us to suck it up.
_ _ [B] A [F#] handy Christmas _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] is the time to celebrate and send gifts we'll appreciate.
[B] _ [F#] Like cash, grandma.
[B] Send us [A] cash.
Alvin!
[B] No more [F#m] trucks, grandma.
Yeah!
Shall we just stick to the [B] lyrics I [F#m] wrote, please?
[B] But you're in a [D] bad mood anyway.
[B] I am [E] not in a bad mood!
[F#] Dave, you always [B] with [F#m] our feelings.
So?
Just admit that [F#] you're stressed.
I am not [B] stressed!
Ho ho ho and jingle jingle, cars are [A] honking constantly.
[F#] Increased headaches and increasing anxiety.
[B] Ho ho [F#] ho and jingle [B] jingle, grown-ups [E] sing boogaloo.
[B] I are [F#] clear and so vague, vowels, hints, and stanzas, all the words. _ _ _ _
Okay, hold it right there, [B] guys.
This is [A] not what I [B] wrote.
And I [F#] never said to suck it up.
[E] Yes, you [B] did.
Suck it up.
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[F#m] Can we just stick [A] to the song?
We're just trying [E] to express our [B] feelings.
And [A] just because we [B] want iPods and cash, [F#] and you don't [E] understand.
Oh, just suck it up, [A] Alvin.
Ha ha, [B] gotcha!
[A] Alvin.
You [B] are [F#] so awesome.
Alvin!
[A#] Ho ho, just admit that_ Alvin!
_ [B] Ho ho [F#] ho and jingle [B] jingle, bells are ringing all around.
No brakes at all and [F#] lights are born, our very merry tinsel [B] town.
Oh [F#] yeah, [B] _ _
[E] _ _ [B] oh [F#] yeah. _ _
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