Chords for Hollywood Divorce

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[C] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#m] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
It starts [C] off like a small town [B] marriage, [F#m] lovely [Em] wife and life, baby [B] carriage.
_ Now all the stars [C] have cars, success [B] of course, but it [F#m] ends in [C] Hollywood divorce.
_ [F#] Hollywood divorce.
And I'm a star, _
[C] yeah.
And I don't have to go to [B] Hollywood, cause Hollywood come [F#m] through my neighborhood with cameras [C] on.
I really think they're stealing from us like a sample [B] song.
I really wish one day we'd take it [D#] back like Hammersholm.
The [C] hurricane come and took my Louisiana [B] home.
And all I got in return was a darn country [Em] song.
This old country [C] wrong.
Oh but you right if [E] you just put a little ice on and cut your mic on, but you don't
[C] even write songs.
But Hollywood [D#] make you spit like a Play [F#m]-Doh.
I'm in the program, [C] so not sober.
[Gm] I'm high like a Hollywood [D#] coffee, a soda, you can call me a roller.
Hold up, your [C] grill's glistening.
Spent a hundred thousand [B] on mine to feel different.
[F#m] What's the real sense [C] of it?
Uh, bling bling, I know.
And did you know I'm [E] the creator of the term?
I just straightened the perm, they let it [C] sit too long.
They just making it burn, [B] make a movie about what [F#m] lifestyle.
But they earn [Em] like a dead body burned on the mental pieces.
But I [D#] try not to lie and wax like it's candle grease.
And I be still it too, [C] and cooler than antifreeze.
[B] Defrost on your windowpane.
[F#m] Will Wayne get in [Em] Hollywood and slit the lane.
[C] Don't make me name.
[F#] So that's why I got a prenum.
I do.
[C] Starts off like a small town [B] marriage. _
[Em] Lovely wife and [Gm] life, baby carriage.
[D#] _ Now all the stars [C] have cars, says [B] of course.
But it ends in [F#] Hollywood [C] divorce.
_ _ [F#] Hollywood divorce.
A [N] is for Adam's deal.
B is for boring home.
C is if I give a fuck if you like me, you know I don't.
If she ain't got a good head on her, leave that no alone.
[F] If she do got some good head on her, let her sing a song.
D is for what I serve.
I don't be on no curb.
She ain't no jacket neither.
I ain't no dirt dealer.
But she keep coming back.
Three stacks must be some ass.
Put that belt in her lap.
She ain't know how to act.
Now that I've got your undivided attention.
I'm gonna say this and run.
Under condition one.
Promise me you won't stack.
Promise me you won't ball.
Promise me you'll invest three fourths of it all.
For what?
So your kids, kids, kids can have some cheese.
Can't get with it.
Get, get, get, get, get on your knees.
[F] Cause wealth is the word.
Richest around the corner from the curb.
Don't like what I write, shoot me a bird.
Stars, [Gm] graves, the way we're paid.
For me, get ready to [B] create.
Like Dr.
Frankenstein [F] or Arsene Krasner.
Can we make a difference?
[Gm] Antoine Patton and Andre [B] Benjamin.
Benjamin for you, Kevin.
[F]
That's quick [C] to miss.
Public and private business.
[D#] Track back the deaf ears and think [Em] it's dismissed.
Part two of the sequel.
All new cast.
Just ain't the [F#] same.
Gang of nerds on the internet.
Slandering your name behind that [D] screen name.
They're lame and their life is pretty [B] plain.
M&Ms with [F] no nuts.
Won't show up face to [C] face.
Straight up, which they made.
Like puppies on the nipples of a [B] mutt.
Address it on a case by case.
[F] Faces like the judge.
[G] What about Eli?
School man.
Trying to [F#] plot all these against on the block.
Who want the queen?
[Em] And please.
But even she can walk.
We'll miss her.
We ain't gonna [F] fake it.
But [C#] God don't make mistakes.
Must be something bigger [C] waiting.
Starts off like a small town [B] marriage.
_ [F#m]
Lovely [G] wife and life.
Baby [B] carriage.
[D#] Now all the [C] stars have cars.
[B] Success of course.
But it ends in [Em] Hollywood divorce.
[C] _ _ [E] Hollywood divorce.
[C] I do love you but you hate me at the [B] same time. Like hammer.
Action is [C] game time.
Do you take this here as your [B] lovely wife?
To love her and [D#] cherish her for all your life?
[C] I solemnly swear to dare share and [D#] take you there.
And me and you together.
Baby we a [Em] lucky pair.
It's been a [C] long time.
We walk a [F#] thin line.
Others say they got you.
But you been mine.
[C] As I sit back and watch all the [B] cat fights.
Domestic violence.
Is [C] that right?
But you love the dog.
Gave me the [B] spotlight.
And now I'm blowing up.
Showing up.
Blowing up.
[C] I never ever thought that we were [B] separated at all.
But you played me.
Like a game of [C] football.
Used to feed me.
Knead me.
[F#] Dress me.
Now it's so messy.
Straight cut out and left me.
[E] _ Hollywood divorce.
_ All the fresh styles always start off as a good little hood [C] thing.
Look at blues.
Rock.
[E] Jazz.
Rap.
Not even [D] talking about music.
Everything else too.
[F] By the time I reach Hollywood it's over.
But it's cool.
We just keep it going.
Making new shit.
[C] _ _ _ [B] Take our game.
Take our name.
[C] _ Give us [Gm] a little fame.
And then they [B] kick us to the curb.
That's a cold thing.
[C] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _