Chords for Hollywood Undead - Christmas In Hollywood

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It's Christmas in [D] Hollywood Santa's back up in [F] the hood.
So meet me under the mistletoe.
Let's fuck _
[Bb] It's Hanukkah in [Dm] Englewood
Tradles spinning in [G] the hood.
So meet me by the [F] menorah.
Let's get drunk _ _
_ [G] Ho Ho Ho _ _
_ _ Merry Christmas _ _ _
[Bb] It's Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's back up in [Gm] the hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe Let's fuck
Ho Ho Ho
[Bb] It's Hanukkah in [Dm] Englewood
Tradles spinning in [Gm] the hood
So meet me by the [Dm] menorah.
Let's get drunk
[Bb] Shit shit shit shit
It's a little story about [Dm] last Christmas
We got some bad kids who were full of [Gm] wishes
We gave some gifts and we gave [Dm] some lovin'
The weird kind of love that you give to [Bb] your cousins
Little Jimmy stole from 7 [Dm]-Eleven
So we stopped by his house with a pair [Gm] of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude [Dm] named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved [Bb] some presents
So the sack got out with a bottle [Dm] of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 [Gm]-pack
He did all the cookies but we needed a [Dm] snack
So we took the beer back [Bb] and I smacked him in the ass
The song he sing got a knock [Dm] in my class
The whole neighborhood back and all my presents [Gm] are out
Like oh my god is that [Dm] Satan Ed?
Kiss Kimmy it looks like it's a 20 [Bb]-fit
And accused of being a bad kid
[Dm] But what did I get?
Presents [Gm] asked, Christmas cautious
My [Dm] space mean, I blew up my date on Christmas [Bb] Eve
So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty [Dm] or nice
You might still get a rollie and a gang [Gm] of ice
So write the list and never have [Dm] no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas [Bb] and a hundred new years
_ [A] Fuck yeah _
[G] _ Now watch [F] the language _
[Bb] _ Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's back up in [Gm] the hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe It's fun _
[Bb] It's hot like blood in [Dm] Englewood
The cradle's spinning in [Gm] the hood
So meet me by the [Dm] menorah, let's get drunk
[Bb] Give it up for Ollie Boy
[Dm] The sun can't shine, can't sleep in the [Gm] car
We were totally out of home and Jack in the [Dm] hall
So I sacked my phone and said I had [Bb] a call
He said he's winged high on a quarter to [Dm] twelve
He said that Australia needed [Gm] some help
He said Christmas and a day were the way [Dm] of life
If you guide my sleigh I'll let you fuck my [Bb] wife
So he jumped in his sleigh and it started [Dm] to jingle
Funny as a fuck, you can ask [Gm] Chris Pringle
So he offed for a drink but still it was [Dm] fishy
He asked for a roadhead and started to [Bb] kick me
Underneath the suit was just a bunch of [Dm] pillows
Instead of bags of presents be a bag of [Gm] dildos
I pulled out a beer and it was a [Dm] monster
He had the same thing, it was a fucking [Bb] imposter
When we found out he started [Dm] to pout
I took my bag out and I choked [Gm] him out
I pulled up his beer then I fucked [Dm] his mouth
I did the same [Bb] and had a down time
I've had a lot of long nights but tonight was [Dm] the craziest
I've had a lot of gasps but this one was [Gm] the safest
It's hard to stand a motherfucker's [Dm] aggression
So if you don't like Christmas, [Bb] fuck you bitch
You kids are in [A] big trouble _ _
[G] _ Oh boy [F] Ho ho _ _
[Bb] It's Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's packed up in [Gm] the hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe It's fun _
[Bb] It's hard to find an [Dm] eagle
With his tail spinning in [Gm] the hood
So meet me by the [Dm] menorah, let's get drunk
Fuck [Bb] that drunk Yeah, whoa _ _
Looks like Santa had a little too much
Maddish Jefferson in the north
Fuck that drunk
Hey Hollywood undead, you're pretty nice this year
Fuck that drunk
I'm visiting your spaghetti so
Let's get drunk
It's Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's packed up in [Gm] the hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe It's fun _
[Bb] It's hard to find an [Dm] eagle
With his tail spinning in [Gm] the hood
So meet me by the [Dm] menorah, let's get drunk
[Bb] Fuck that drunk
It's Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's packed up in [Gm] the hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe It's fun _ _
[Bb] It's hard to find [Dm] an eagle
With his tail spinning in [Gm] the hood
So meet me by the [Dm] menorah, let's get drunk _
[Bb] It's Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's packed up in [Gm] the hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe
So let's _ [Bb] talk
It's hard to find an [Dm] eagle
With his tail spinning in [Gm] the hood
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