Chords for Honey, I'm Home

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_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [G] _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] _
_ _ _ I was late for work and the boss got smart.
My panty line shows got a run of my hose.
My hair went [E] flat.
Man, I hate that.
_ _ _ _ Just _ when I thought things could get worse, I realized I was wrong.
I realized I forgot my words.
With all this stress, I must confess, this could be worse than [A] PMS.
This job ain't [Eb] worth the [A] pain.
Can't wait to the end of the [B] day.
Hey honey, I'm on my way. _ _
Hey!
[E] Hey!
Honey, I'm home.
They had a hard day.
Hold me, cold one.
Oh by the way, [B] they rubbed my feet.
Give them some love.
Fix me up my favorite [E] tree
Honey I'm bad but it's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
[B] Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey, [E] hey, honey I'm [Em] dead _ _
_ [A] _ [G] [E] I broke a nail opening the mail
I pursed out loud cause it hurt like hell
Jobs are pain, it's so mundane
And it sure don't stimulate my [A] brain
This job ain't worth a thing
Can't wait till the end of the [B] day
Hey, hey, honey I'm on my way
Hey, hey, hey, hey, [E] hey
Honey I'm home and out all day
Pull me cold on an old railway
[B] Get off my feet, give me something to eat
Fix me up my favorite [E] tree
Honey I'm bad but it's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
[B] Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey, hey, [E] honey I'm home
Oh, [D] my neck, will ya? _ _ _ _
[G] Oh, [E] my neck, will ya?
[Dm] _ [A] _ Oh, [D] my neck, will ya?
[A] Oh, [E] my [D] [A] neck, _ [B] _
will ya?
Oh, my neck, will ya?
Oh, my neck, will ya?
Honey _ I'm home and I had a hard day
[E] Pull me cold on an old railway
[B] Get off my feet, give me something to eat
Fix me up my favorite [E] tree
Honey I'm bad but it's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
[B] Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey, hey, [E] honey _ I'm_ Mmm_
[A] _ [G] [E] I'm home!
[Em] _ _ _ [D] _
[A] _ _ _ Oh_
Oh_
It feels much better
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