Chords for Horrorshow - Eat The Cake (Official Music Video)

_ Making cakes, making cakes.
Guys, I'm so excited, I can't believe we finally get to do a wedding cake.
This is the most pressure we have ever had as _ pastracheis.
Why are you doing an accent?
I don't know man, I'm really nervous.
Stop fucking around the bush here!
What the bloody hell are you doing?
This is our [G] big chance to make a big old bloody cake.
_ None of this bloody bullshit.
Oh my goodness.
Not the little cuck.
Not the little cuck.
He did it, he's crazy.
[N] I'll do it again.
No!
No!
_ _ This is our chance, [G] let's become big time cake [G] makers you packet boys.
He's right, he's always right.
So, let's make an exciting cake.
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] She rocked up to the party in more ways than [A] one.
She got a head start when the games [B] begun.
Chasing stardom in the slalom and I hope she get a medal when the races [Bm] run.
Caked up, her wallet and her [A] makeup.
Think she coming on for [B] break up.
Is she gonna stay up all night, chasing online and some [Bm] validation.
The fact she don't know that she more than just a holler to [F#m] look at.
Is the type of shit a judge ought to throw a [B] book at.
She asking me where Bozo won't cook at.
What she really wanna know is where the icing [G] sugar at.
Socialite gotta make [F#m] sacrifices, she never satisfied, lost her [B] appetite.
_ But then again baby maybe you should have a bite.
I [Em] swear everybody sees me.
_ [A] _ _ [F#m] _
[B] Don't nobody eat that cake.
When _ [Bm] the birthday boy says you can cut me [F#m] a slice.
[B] What I wanna try to say.
_ _ _ I [Bm] swear _ _ _ [F#m] everybody sees me.
[B] Don't nobody eat that cake. _ _ _ _
[G] Stomach smaller than my eyes.
[F#m] I got a lot to pin on my face.
[B] But I got a whole lot on my, whole lot on my, whole lot on my plate.
And [Bm] I'm sending it out to the party in more ways than [A] one.
Tomorrow he gonna burn up when he face the [B] sun.
Don't know if he had the red pill or the blue pill.
But either way he ain't no [Bm] one.
While the pushing man and the teachers talk [F#m] chemistry.
Trade recipes, make [B] reverie.
Probably fail in a litmus test.
See a big crime with no witness set.
[Bm] So we chop lines up, [F#m] rearrange them.
Play a little word [B] association.
All the while he performs, make sure he's the center of attention.
Okay, [Bm] compensation.
Settle down mate.
Listen [F#m] here guy.
Let's get it straight like a queer ride.
[B] It's a little secret from me to you.
If you wanna have your cake, eat it and not eat it too.
I [Em] swear everybody sees me.
_ [F#m] _ _ _
[B] Don't nobody eat that cake.
No way.
[Bm] When the birthday boy says you can cut me [F#m] a slice. _ _
[B] What I wanna try to say.
_ _ _ I [Em] swear everybody sees me.
[F#m] _ _ _
[B] Don't nobody eat that cake.
No way. _
[Bm] Stomach smaller than my eyes.
[C#m] I wipe the grin on my [B] face.
But I got a whole lot on my, [B] whole lot on my, whole lot on my plate.
I know if [G] it's the best damn time.
[E] But I put it up there, [B] yeah I lost my mind.
But I know I put it somewhere.
[Em] Yeah the best damn time.
[F#m] I put it up [B] there, yeah I lost my mind.
But I know I put it somewhere.
[Em] Yeah the best damn time.
[F#m] I put it up there, [B] yeah I lost my mind.
But I know I put it somewhere.
[G] Yeah the best damn time.
[F#m] I put it up there, [B] think I lost my mind.
But I [Em] swear everybody sees me.
_ [F#m] _ _ _
[B] Don't nobody eat that cake.
No way.
When [Em] the birthday boy says you can cut [F#m] me a slice.
[B] What I wanna try to say.
_ _ _ I [Bm] swear everybody sees me.
_ [F#m] _ _ _
[B] Don't nobody eat that cake.
No way. _
[Bm] Stomach smaller than my eyes.
[F#m] I wipe the grin on my face.
[B] But I got a whole lot on my, whole lot on my, whole lot on my plate.
_ _ Yeah [Bm] the best damn time.
[F#m] I put [B] it up there, yeah I lost my mind.
But I know I put it somewhere.
Yeah the best damn [F#m] time.
I put it up [B] there, think I lost my [B] mind.
But I know [Bm] I put it somewhere.
[F#m] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _