Chords for How Matt Ox Got A Pet Squirrel | Mom, Stop! | All Def Music

My name is Maddox and I'm a rapper.
I'm Laurel, his mom.
He said I'm straight.
I'm straight. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[E] _ [Am] I had a funny story in LA today.
I got gang bang going, bro.
Gang bang?
Yeah, he said.
[Em] Do you know what gang bang is?
I'm [A] in Hollywood, right?
[B] Not gang bang, but like [Am] set check, you feel me?
Oh, like checking what they're doing, [A] I guess.
It's like, [Am] why are you here?
This is my neighborhood.
_ He was [B] energetic.
He liked to bounce [Am] around.
He moved around a lot.
Crawled really fast.
Loved to dance.
Baseball was the worst.
I hated baseball.
It's [A] a very patient sport.
You have to [Am] sit and watch other people do stuff for a while.
He didn't like that.
His teammates would get annoyed with him [Em] because he was like,
[A] do-do-do, [B] in the field.
His [Am] teammate got real mad at him.
And Matthew_
I threw my glove at him.
And I just ran away from the game.
He was so mad.
He really [A] wanted to hit him, but he ran [Am] away, so I was proud of him. _ _
He does wash his hair, but he doesn't brush it.
[A] We used to like sit down and I'd brush through the knot.
I washed my hair this morning.
And then he was looking up freeform dreads and [Am] now it's done.
[B] I used to look up dreads [A] when I was younger, but then [B] I stopped wanting them.
And [Am] when I stopped wanting them, they grew on [A] me.
Because you didn't brush your hair.
Yeah.
Yeah.
[Am] _ _ He got into a few fights all in sixth grade.
I busted the back of my head open before.
It was [A] like one-on-one?
Yeah, but he was in like [Am] a higher grade than me.
And then we became, like, we were like friends, but we always used to fight.
You feel me?
You ever had a friend like that?
[A] And he told the teacher_
I [Am] was like, I fell. He fell.
I fell.
Because I didn't want to [A] snitch.
And I was like, Mom, listen, [Am] you can't tell nobody.
And I was like, I have to tell someone.
And he was like, I'm not a snitch.
You can't tell anyone.
I was so mad.
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He's super picky.
Like, unless the meat is cooked, I'm not eating it, bro.
Like, that's gross.
When he was younger, he used to eat lemons and the peel.
And the peel.
And the peel.
Right?
[Am] Isn't that weird?
It's good.
It tastes good.
I like the peel.
It's better than the lemon.
_ Me and [A] Matt grew up in the same house.
[B] And there was a cat lady on my block [Am] growing up.
She was a woman.
She had her own [A] house, like a nice little land.
She's kind of a lot.
I don't [Am] know.
I don't think so.
Really?
[A] She would say, 15's the [Am] legal limit, so I have 15 cats,
and like, wink at me.
So one [A] day, he's like, I'm going to go to Olga's house.
And I was like, who's Olga?
And he was like, the lady with the cats.
[Am] I'm thinking, I grew up down the street from Olga my whole life.
I didn't know her name until Matthew told me.
She was a little bit older, so I think she appreciated the company.
[A] Yeah.
And he would hang out with her.
They would just [Am] like, watch TV.
Remember you started going to like, Walmart with her?
Mm-hmm.
You would help her with her groceries and stuff?
She couldn't [B] walk well.
Like, she [A] had like, a fake leg, like a plastic leg [Am] too.
Remember?
Yeah.
[A] I think that they just formed a connection because it was_
Both like cats.
I think they would like, watch the History Channel together.
Yeah.
So it was like, sweet in a way.
Yeah. _
_ [Am] Matthew was showing me girls [A] messaging him on Instagram.
So that's when I was like, [Am] all right, let's sit down and talk.
At the time, he was loving his money.
So I had to be like, [B] you know, if [A] you don't use a condom,
then half your money goes away.
Because you're going to_
Like, I don't know, things like that.
People on Instagram are interesting.
[Em] To put themselves out there like that.
[A] I'm a seller. Yeah, [Am] no.
I don't need to say it.
_ _ I was walking down the street in my neighborhood.
And then I see this squirrel.
And it looked like it just fell from the tree.
And it couldn't move.
So I picked it up.
It was like a baby squirrel.
So I brought it home.
So I [D] hid it in my shirt.
I started like, tweaking.
[Am] Like, bugging.
Moving around.
And I just ran into a tree.
I was in college at that time.
[E] And my mom [A] called me.
Matthew brought [B] a squirrel into the [Am] house.
So she said she was [A] standing there.
And she saw him.
She was in the yard.
He kind of like, ran into the house.
And he pulls out this squirrel.
And she's yelling at me.
He brought a squirrel into the house.
You [D] got to get it out.
The [Am]
f***?
But then she gave you like, a box.
With [A] like, grass.
Like, alright, I'm going to show you how to make [Am] a home for this squirrel.
And so she gave it all to him.
And let him like, keep the damn squirrel as a pet.
No, I gave, I made the box with the grass.
[A] Oh.
Right.
Well, she [Am] supported the decision.
_ _ [A] My favorite moments are always just the ones where like, we see an 8 year old fan.
And they're like, [F] googly eyed over Matthew.
And he'll stop and talk to them.
And take a picture with them.
Like, so endearing [Am] to me.
Because I think that that, it's just important to still have like, connection with people.
And not think, just because you're doing great things in your career, that you're any better than anyone else.
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