Chords for HOYT AXTON - You're the hangnail in my life

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_ _ [C] You're the dead corsage that's [G] in my fidget dare.
_ You're the flaky specks of dandruff [C] in my hair. _
You're the tickle in my throat that makes [F] me cough.
[Em] _ [Dm] _ [G] You're the hangnail in my life that I can't [C] bite you off.
_ You're the soap suds and pollution [G] in my sprain.
_ When I'm sleeping you're the nightmare in [C] my dream. _
You're the fat lint foods that sometimes give me [E] gout.
[Dm] _ [G] You're just like my ingrown toenail, cause I [C] can't cut you out. _
[E] You're [F] the sun that gives [G] me sunburn.
You're [C] the cinder in my eye.
[F] Your voice can [Dm] make my [F] stomach turn.
You're the rain cloud [G] in my sky.
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[Em] _ [G] You're [C] the dirty ring around [G] my cane tap tub.
_ You're the razor blade that always [C] leaves the dust. _
You're the broken handle on my coffee [Em] cup.
[Dm] _ [G] You're a tire that just went flat, but I [C] can't pump you up. _
[D] [F] You're the sun [G] that gives me sunburn.
You're [C] the cinder in my eye.
[F] Your voice can make [Dm] my stomach turn.
[F] You're the rain cloud in [G] my sky.
[Em] _ [C] You're the cycle seat that made me [G] saddle sore.
_ You're the piece of chalk that scrapes [C] across the board. _
You're the tickle in my throat that makes me cough.
[Dm] _ [G] You're the hangnail in my life, but I can't bite [C] you off.
Whoa, [G] you're the hangnail in my life, but I can't [C] bite you off. _ _ _
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