Chords for Hugs

_ _ [G#] _ Hello?
Hi, this is Bridget.
Should I come over later?
I'm sorry, I don't know a Bridget.
Ah!
Well that's not what you said when you hugged me last night.
Ha!
You think we're an item just because I gave you a hug?
Trick!
You better [D#m] think again! _ _ _
[G#] _ _ _ _ _ We are not _ [D#] gentlemen!
Yo!
I'll hug a girl like it don't mean nothin'
Then turn around and start huggin' her cousin
I don't love him, end of the fuckin' discussion
Got him tucked between my wings like Thanksgiving suppin'
If you wanna hug [A#] Pumbaa Han, I did it
Then a friend jump in, [D#] I'm with it
A hug is tighter than a tube top
After that it's just a matter of time before the other shoe drop
Let's not get more hugs than Oprah sellin' drugs
And the drug was pure ex, no marriage, no sex [F#] Just hug
Don't get [C#] mad girl, we gettin' mad girls _
[A#m] And we're huggin' [F#] all over the world
So don't [C#] catch feelings, it ain't love
We're just the kings [D#m] of givin' [F#] out hugs _
[C#] And if you wanna settle down
You know [F#] you got us [F#] all wrong
So we on to [C#] the next one, no disrespect hun
But you can't hug a [D#] Rolling Stone
You can't hug a Rolling Stone cause it'll crush you
[N] Beggin' me to hug you again, that's when I shush you
On a airplane at a Nick game, feel the same damn thing when I hug them
Which is nothin', you can't trust em', lose all respect when I [D#] hug them
Now get loose back in the motherfuckin' house
With a fat hug for your sweater and your blouse
Hug so many ladies' arms, shaky as shit
Cause I'm the Will Chamberlain of the upper body grip
Cause I get more hug than a batch of puppy pugs
Hittin' on a fluffy rug, gettin' tickle touchy rugs
_ Real talk like you chattin' with a fisherman
Wrap these chicks up like a motherfuckin' fisherman
[F#] _ _
This ain't [C#] love girl, cause this hug world
[A#m] Is just a [F#] big game of thrones, we the king of the [C#] castle
Got arms like a lasso, but you can't hug [G#m] a Rolling Stone
[D#m] I'll be huggin' on your mama, [C#] especially when your daddy's gone
Wearin' his pajamas, I know you [F#] thinkin' that is wrong
I don't care what's under, [C#] I'm concentratin' on her back
I just wanna hug your mama in a Subaru [D#] hatchback
Put her in the figure four, yes I'm a hug gigolo
Now she tell her papa [D#m] where her friends and letters
I get more [B] hug than Atlas had shrug
Brush my head on [D#] her shoulder, like a manly mug
[F#] _ We had [C#] fun girl, but don't get sprung girl
[F#] Just because I hugged you wrong
If the wooded [C#] roofing brings Sarah and Susan _
Then we can have [F#] a hug all night long
[C#] So quit tryin' to own my hugs
I gave you these arms [A#m] all [F#] alone, so come give me a hug
The [C#] waistline and the bow, wish I could show
Can't hug a [G#m] Rolling Stone _
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