Chords for Hypotheticals

And if I changed my [B] hair and the way that I [F] talk
And if I got new [G] friends and I cut my mustache [C] off
And I knew what to [B] say when the conversation [F] died
And I get better [G] compliments than, you look really [C] nice
And if I had more [Bm] fans and if I made more [F] cash
And I believe you when [G] you say I look nice
[C] And if I changed [Bm] everything, yeah, my whole fucking [F] life
Would you please love me then?
Would you please love me then?
Would you please love me?
Please love me, please love me, [C] please love me, please
[B] _
[F] love me
[G] _ [C] And if I got to [Bm] see a therapist on [F] time
Maybe I could [G] write a message on first [C] try
But I'll waste a whole [Bm] day choosing hey or [F] hi
Or how you've [G] been or is the day all [C] right
And if I could [Bm] stop with [F] hypotheticals
Then this wouldn't [G] be a hypothetical
[C] But it is
[Bm] _
[F] And I can't
[G] _ _ [C] Truthfully, [Em] I'm tired of [F] being me
[G] It's just too [C] exhausting
[Bm] I'm such a [F] crybaby
[G] _ [C] Oh, tragically, [B] there are no [F] real problems
[G] Now I have [C] to create them
So there is [F] a [G] purpose for my [C] worrying
_ [Bm] _ _
[F] _ _ [G] _ [C] I spent some [Bm] time in the promised [F] land
And I spent my [G] love on those who didn't love me [C] back
And you waited [Bm] here but not from [F] here
Waiting [G] just cause you felt like [C] it
And now I'm so [Bm] confused
What is happening?
[F] Are you staying [G] here?
Or are you leaving?
[C] Say something
[Bm] Say [F] that you love [G] me
_ [C] Truthfully, [Em] I'm tired of [F] being me
[G] It's just too [C] exhausting
[Bm] I'm such a [F] crybaby
[C] _ Oh, tragically, [B] there are no [F] real problems
[G] Now I have [C] to create them
So there is [F] a [G] purpose for my [C] worrying
_ [Bm] _ _
[F] _ _ [G] _ _ [F] It's 8 o [C]'clock and I just pressed [F] send
Now my [C] text became so [F] meaningless
Binary [C] code just someone's a [D] nose
Until you put [G] me in your game
_ _ [C] Truthfully, [Em] I'm tired of [F] being me
[G] It's just too [C] exhausting
[Em] I'm such a [C] crybaby
Oh, tragically, [Bm] there are no [F] real problems
[G] Now I have [C] to create them
[Bm] So there is [F] a purpose [G] for my [C] worrying _
[B] _ [F] For _ [C] my worrying _
[Bm] For [F] _ _ [C] my worrying
_ [F] For _ [C] my worrying _
[Bm] _ [F] For _ [G] my [C] worrying
For my worrying
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _