Chords for I Can't Drink Cider Anymore (Unplugged Ukulele)

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When we were still young enough to hang out down the park
Never on a school [C] night at [D#m] the weekends after dark
We'd always find [B] sources of cheap alcohol aplenty
[Fm] Buckfast, wine, glens, vodka, [F#m] hooch [B] and Mad Dog 2020
Using everything within our power to access
[D#] _ Substances to [G#m] enhance interpersonal _ prowess
[E] But the one drink I [B] refer to as the devil's brew
[G] I can bear no longer as [F#] I'll now explain to you
[B] I can't drink cider [F#] anymore
I can't drink [Em] cider [B] anymore
A [E] cold lager [Em] and lime makes [B] for a rather smashing time
[G#m] But cider is a thing I [F#] can't endure _
[B] Teenage drinking was a curse [F] and it left me feeling [E] worse
Than other drinks we [D#] managed to procure
And [E] now I can't drink cider
[B] I can't drink cider
I [A] can't drink cider [B] anymore _
I can't [D] drink [G] cider [D#m] anymore
I can't drink [Em] cider [B] anymore _
[Em] I'm absolutely fine [B] with a beer or with a wine
[G] And countless spirits one may [F#] wish to pour _
[B] But a single cider drink will make me [F] throw up in the sink
[E] The lavatory or even [G] on the floor
[E] Because I can't drink cider
[B] I can't drink cider
I [G] can't drink cider [B] anymore _
Just to be creative we would often try to make
Clever combinations [C] we [F#] might now deem a mistake
Trying new [B] concoctions at a great net record pace
[Fm] Making Sunday [Gm] mornings [F#] an ordeal to have to face
[B] Day trips to the bathroom, the finale of the week
[D#] Sat behind closed [B] blinds with no ability to speak
[E] But one drink left an [B] effect I'd ne'er soon forget
[F] And from those regurgitations [F#] I have not recovered yet
[B] I can't drink cider [Cm] [D#m] anymore _
I can't drink cider [C] [B] anymore _
A [E] double G&T [B] is jolly good for me
A Jagerbomb will [C] warm me [F#] to the core _
[B] I am the type of bloke who [F] loves an iced spiced rum and coke
And [E] though I've tried many times since just [D#] to make sure
I [E] know I can't drink cider
[B] I can't drink cider
I can't [F#] drink cider [B] anymore _ _
I can't drink cider [F#] anymore _
I can't drink [B] cider anymore _
[Em] A well-aged Scottish whisky [B] can be a little risky
[F] But it makes one feel [F#] satisfactorily mature _
[B] I can keep on staying out [G] on the ale or on the stout
[E] But cider leaves me [G#] bidding friends [C] adieu
[G#m] Because I can't drink cider
I can't drink cider
I can't [F#] drink cider [B] anymore _ _
Maybe?
_ _ _ Let's give it a go, shall we? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Cheers! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Still definitely [N] no. _