Chords for I Don't Brush My Teeth
Tempo:
74.1 bpm
Chords used:
G
Em
D
E
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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I don't brush my teeth, [Em] and I never comb my hair
I don't clean my ears, got flies in my beard, [D] and I [G] don't care
And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never [Em] change my clothes
[G] I got lint [Em] stuck in my belly [D] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
Whenever I [Em] ride on a train or bus, [G] everyone makes [Em] room for me
[G] I never [Em] use [D] deodorant, and all my [G] teeth are green
My teacher never [Em] calls on me, she's so afraid she'll faint
She says my grammar's good enough, but [D] I'm almost sure [G] it ain't
I don't [E] brush my teeth, [G] and I never comb my hair
I don't clean my [Em] ears, got flies in my [D] beard, and I [G] don't care
And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never [E] change my clothes
[G] I got lint stuck [Em] in my belly [A] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
You can take a [Em] whiff if you want to, [G] come close and [Em] you can smell
[G] But let me [Em] tell you now that [D] they say I don't [G] smell so well
Skunks run [Em] away when I come [G] round, my mother says [Em] take a bath
[G] When I try to [Em] touch the ceiling, [D] nobody [G] around me laughs
I [E] don't brush my teeth, [G] and I never [E] comb my [G] hair
I don't clean [Em] my ears, got flies in my [D] beard, and I [G]
don't care
And I [E] never wash my face, [G] and I never change my clothes
I got lint stuck [E] in my belly [D] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
My unshined [Em] shoes are tattered and [G] torn, I patch patches [Em] on my jeans
[G] My socks have [Em] sixteen holes in [D] them, I won't wear [G] anything that's clean
My family [Em] won't speak to [G] me, except to say, [Em] please go
I [G] know they do [Em] not like me, [D] but I don't know [G] why it's so
Except I don't [E] brush my teeth, [G] and I never [Em] comb my hair
[G] I don't clean my [Em] ears, got flies in my beard, [D] and I [G] don't care
And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never change [Em] my clothes
I [G] got lint stuck in [Em] my belly button, [D] and dirt in between [G] my toes
[Bb] [N]
I don't clean my ears, got flies in my beard, [D] and I [G] don't care
And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never [Em] change my clothes
[G] I got lint [Em] stuck in my belly [D] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
Whenever I [Em] ride on a train or bus, [G] everyone makes [Em] room for me
[G] I never [Em] use [D] deodorant, and all my [G] teeth are green
My teacher never [Em] calls on me, she's so afraid she'll faint
She says my grammar's good enough, but [D] I'm almost sure [G] it ain't
I don't [E] brush my teeth, [G] and I never comb my hair
I don't clean my [Em] ears, got flies in my [D] beard, and I [G] don't care
And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never [E] change my clothes
[G] I got lint stuck [Em] in my belly [A] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
You can take a [Em] whiff if you want to, [G] come close and [Em] you can smell
[G] But let me [Em] tell you now that [D] they say I don't [G] smell so well
Skunks run [Em] away when I come [G] round, my mother says [Em] take a bath
[G] When I try to [Em] touch the ceiling, [D] nobody [G] around me laughs
I [E] don't brush my teeth, [G] and I never [E] comb my [G] hair
I don't clean [Em] my ears, got flies in my [D] beard, and I [G]
don't care
And I [E] never wash my face, [G] and I never change my clothes
I got lint stuck [E] in my belly [D] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
My unshined [Em] shoes are tattered and [G] torn, I patch patches [Em] on my jeans
[G] My socks have [Em] sixteen holes in [D] them, I won't wear [G] anything that's clean
My family [Em] won't speak to [G] me, except to say, [Em] please go
I [G] know they do [Em] not like me, [D] but I don't know [G] why it's so
Except I don't [E] brush my teeth, [G] and I never [Em] comb my hair
[G] I don't clean my [Em] ears, got flies in my beard, [D] and I [G] don't care
And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never change [Em] my clothes
I [G] got lint stuck in [Em] my belly button, [D] and dirt in between [G] my toes
[Bb] [N]
Key:
G
Em
D
E
A
G
Em
D
I don't brush my teeth, [Em] and I never comb my hair
I don't clean my ears, got flies in my beard, [D] and I [G] don't care _
_ And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never [Em] change my clothes
[G] I got lint [Em] stuck in my belly [D] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
_ Whenever I [Em] ride on a train or bus, [G] everyone makes [Em] room for me
[G] I never [Em] use [D] deodorant, and all my [G] teeth are green
_ _ My teacher never [Em] calls on me, she's so afraid she'll faint
She says my grammar's good enough, but [D] I'm almost sure [G] it ain't
_ _ I don't [E] brush my teeth, [G] and I never comb my hair
I don't clean my [Em] ears, got flies in my [D] beard, and I [G] don't care
_ And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never [E] change my clothes
[G] I got lint stuck [Em] in my belly [A] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
_ You can take a [Em] whiff if you want to, [G] come close and [Em] you can smell
[G] But let me [Em] tell you now that [D] they say I don't [G] smell so well
_ Skunks run [Em] away when I come [G] round, my mother says [Em] take a bath
[G] When I try to [Em] touch the ceiling, [D] nobody [G] around me laughs
_ _ I [E] don't brush my teeth, [G] and I never [E] comb my [G] hair
I don't clean [Em] my ears, got flies in my [D] beard, and I [G]
don't care
_ And I [E] never wash my face, [G] and I never change my clothes
I got lint stuck [E] in my belly [D] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
_ My unshined [Em] shoes are tattered and [G] torn, I patch patches [Em] on my jeans
[G] My socks have [Em] sixteen holes in [D] them, I won't wear [G] anything that's clean
_ My family [Em] won't speak to [G] me, except to say, [Em] please go
I [G] know they do [Em] not like me, [D] but I don't know [G] why it's so
Except I don't [E] brush my teeth, [G] and I never [Em] comb my hair
[G] I don't clean my [Em] ears, got flies in my beard, [D] and I [G] don't care _
And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never change [Em] my clothes
I [G] got lint stuck in [Em] my belly button, [D] and dirt in between [G] my toes _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [N] _ _
I don't clean my ears, got flies in my beard, [D] and I [G] don't care _
_ And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never [Em] change my clothes
[G] I got lint [Em] stuck in my belly [D] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
_ Whenever I [Em] ride on a train or bus, [G] everyone makes [Em] room for me
[G] I never [Em] use [D] deodorant, and all my [G] teeth are green
_ _ My teacher never [Em] calls on me, she's so afraid she'll faint
She says my grammar's good enough, but [D] I'm almost sure [G] it ain't
_ _ I don't [E] brush my teeth, [G] and I never comb my hair
I don't clean my [Em] ears, got flies in my [D] beard, and I [G] don't care
_ And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never [E] change my clothes
[G] I got lint stuck [Em] in my belly [A] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
_ You can take a [Em] whiff if you want to, [G] come close and [Em] you can smell
[G] But let me [Em] tell you now that [D] they say I don't [G] smell so well
_ Skunks run [Em] away when I come [G] round, my mother says [Em] take a bath
[G] When I try to [Em] touch the ceiling, [D] nobody [G] around me laughs
_ _ I [E] don't brush my teeth, [G] and I never [E] comb my [G] hair
I don't clean [Em] my ears, got flies in my [D] beard, and I [G]
don't care
_ And I [E] never wash my face, [G] and I never change my clothes
I got lint stuck [E] in my belly [D] button, and dirt in [G] between my toes
_ My unshined [Em] shoes are tattered and [G] torn, I patch patches [Em] on my jeans
[G] My socks have [Em] sixteen holes in [D] them, I won't wear [G] anything that's clean
_ My family [Em] won't speak to [G] me, except to say, [Em] please go
I [G] know they do [Em] not like me, [D] but I don't know [G] why it's so
Except I don't [E] brush my teeth, [G] and I never [Em] comb my hair
[G] I don't clean my [Em] ears, got flies in my beard, [D] and I [G] don't care _
And I never [E] wash my face, [G] and I never change [Em] my clothes
I [G] got lint stuck in [Em] my belly button, [D] and dirt in between [G] my toes _ _
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