Chords for I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here) (From "The Guardians of the ...
Tempo:
71.9 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
Bm
F#
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Out on the third planet closest to the [Am] Sun there's a special celebration and
it [C] sounds quite fun a [D] jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone on a holiday
[Gm] they call Christmas that's perfect good these are [A] good now I'm not gonna lie it
makes more no sense to me [C] but here's what I have discovered [A#] about this
[A] Christmas mystery I'm super busy is this is this a long song
Santa [D] is a furry freak [B] with epic superpowers [D] he flies to every [Bm] human home
in under 14 [E] hours he's a [A] master burglar [E] no a pro at picking [A] locks [E] no if you
don't [A] leave milk and cookies [A#] out he will put [A] dung in your socks that is not part
of the lore at all [D] if you act nicely through the night [B] and don't jump on your
bed [D] Santa comes with sugar [Bm] plums and hurls them at your head but if you're [A] on
his naughty list [E] he shoots missiles at [A] your [Em] toes he might just [A] roast your
chestnuts [A#] with his powerful [A] flamethrower
doesn't have a [Bm] flamethrower rain rain [F#] rain rain rain
it's kind of cool [G] dear [D] dear dear dear dear
[Bm] I don't know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but Christmas [D] time is here
he's compelled his creepy elves [B] to do his every wish
[D] one sought to be a dentist now [B] he's sleeping with the fish [Em] mrs.
[A] Claus she
works the [E] pole plans her [A] man's demise [E]
soon the [A] elves will all rise [A#] up and
stab out [A] Santa's eyes
ho [Bm] ho [F#] ho ho ho [G] [D] earthlings are so weird [Bm] I don't know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but
Christmas time is here [Bm] ho ho [F#] ho ho ho
[G] earthlings are [D] so [Bm] weird I don't [F#] know what Christmas is but Christmas [D] time is here
[Bm] what the [F#] heck's a turtle dove [G] and who lit [D] up that deer
I [B] don't know what Christmas [G] is but Christmas time is [Bm] here
I [F#] don't know what Christmas [G] is but Christmas [D] time is here
or maybe it's there
you just got these instruments thank you nowhere
[A]
it [C] sounds quite fun a [D] jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone on a holiday
[Gm] they call Christmas that's perfect good these are [A] good now I'm not gonna lie it
makes more no sense to me [C] but here's what I have discovered [A#] about this
[A] Christmas mystery I'm super busy is this is this a long song
Santa [D] is a furry freak [B] with epic superpowers [D] he flies to every [Bm] human home
in under 14 [E] hours he's a [A] master burglar [E] no a pro at picking [A] locks [E] no if you
don't [A] leave milk and cookies [A#] out he will put [A] dung in your socks that is not part
of the lore at all [D] if you act nicely through the night [B] and don't jump on your
bed [D] Santa comes with sugar [Bm] plums and hurls them at your head but if you're [A] on
his naughty list [E] he shoots missiles at [A] your [Em] toes he might just [A] roast your
chestnuts [A#] with his powerful [A] flamethrower
doesn't have a [Bm] flamethrower rain rain [F#] rain rain rain
it's kind of cool [G] dear [D] dear dear dear dear
[Bm] I don't know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but Christmas [D] time is here
he's compelled his creepy elves [B] to do his every wish
[D] one sought to be a dentist now [B] he's sleeping with the fish [Em] mrs.
[A] Claus she
works the [E] pole plans her [A] man's demise [E]
soon the [A] elves will all rise [A#] up and
stab out [A] Santa's eyes
ho [Bm] ho [F#] ho ho ho [G] [D] earthlings are so weird [Bm] I don't know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but
Christmas time is here [Bm] ho ho [F#] ho ho ho
[G] earthlings are [D] so [Bm] weird I don't [F#] know what Christmas is but Christmas [D] time is here
[Bm] what the [F#] heck's a turtle dove [G] and who lit [D] up that deer
I [B] don't know what Christmas [G] is but Christmas time is [Bm] here
I [F#] don't know what Christmas [G] is but Christmas [D] time is here
or maybe it's there
you just got these instruments thank you nowhere
[A]
Key:
A
D
Bm
F#
G
A
D
Bm
Out on the third planet closest to the [Am] Sun there's a special celebration and
it [C] sounds quite fun a [D] jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone on a holiday
[Gm] they call Christmas that's perfect good these are [A] good now I'm not gonna lie it
makes more no sense to me [C] but here's what I have discovered [A#] about this
[A] Christmas mystery I'm super busy is this is this a long song
Santa [D] _ is a furry freak [B] with epic superpowers [D] he flies to every [Bm] human home
in under 14 [E] hours he's a [A] master burglar [E] no a pro at picking [A] locks [E] no if you
don't [A] leave milk and cookies [A#] out he will put [A] dung in your socks that is not part
of the lore at all [D] if you act nicely through the night [B] and don't jump on your
bed [D] Santa comes with sugar [Bm] plums and hurls them at your head but if you're [A] on
his naughty list [E] he shoots missiles at [A] your [Em] toes he might just [A] roast your
chestnuts [A#] with his powerful [A] flamethrower _
doesn't have a [Bm] flamethrower rain rain [F#] rain rain rain
it's kind of cool [G] dear [D] dear dear dear dear
[Bm] I don't know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but Christmas [D] time is here
_ _ he's compelled his creepy elves [B] to do his every wish
[D] one sought to be a dentist now [B] he's sleeping with the fish [Em] mrs.
[A] Claus she
works the [E] pole plans her [A] man's demise [E]
soon the [A] elves will all rise [A#] up and
stab out [A] Santa's eyes
ho [Bm] ho [F#] ho ho ho [G] [D] earthlings are so weird [Bm] I don't know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but
Christmas time is here [Bm] ho ho [F#] ho ho ho
[G] earthlings are [D] so [Bm] weird I don't [F#] know what Christmas is but Christmas [D] time is here
[Bm] what the [F#] heck's a turtle dove [G] and who lit [D] up that deer
I [B] don't know what Christmas [G] is but Christmas time is [Bm] here
I [F#] don't know what Christmas [G] is but Christmas [D] time is here
or maybe it's there
you _ _ _ _ _ _ just got these instruments thank you nowhere
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
it [C] sounds quite fun a [D] jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone on a holiday
[Gm] they call Christmas that's perfect good these are [A] good now I'm not gonna lie it
makes more no sense to me [C] but here's what I have discovered [A#] about this
[A] Christmas mystery I'm super busy is this is this a long song
Santa [D] _ is a furry freak [B] with epic superpowers [D] he flies to every [Bm] human home
in under 14 [E] hours he's a [A] master burglar [E] no a pro at picking [A] locks [E] no if you
don't [A] leave milk and cookies [A#] out he will put [A] dung in your socks that is not part
of the lore at all [D] if you act nicely through the night [B] and don't jump on your
bed [D] Santa comes with sugar [Bm] plums and hurls them at your head but if you're [A] on
his naughty list [E] he shoots missiles at [A] your [Em] toes he might just [A] roast your
chestnuts [A#] with his powerful [A] flamethrower _
doesn't have a [Bm] flamethrower rain rain [F#] rain rain rain
it's kind of cool [G] dear [D] dear dear dear dear
[Bm] I don't know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but Christmas [D] time is here
_ _ he's compelled his creepy elves [B] to do his every wish
[D] one sought to be a dentist now [B] he's sleeping with the fish [Em] mrs.
[A] Claus she
works the [E] pole plans her [A] man's demise [E]
soon the [A] elves will all rise [A#] up and
stab out [A] Santa's eyes
ho [Bm] ho [F#] ho ho ho [G] [D] earthlings are so weird [Bm] I don't know [F#] what Christmas is [G] but
Christmas time is here [Bm] ho ho [F#] ho ho ho
[G] earthlings are [D] so [Bm] weird I don't [F#] know what Christmas is but Christmas [D] time is here
[Bm] what the [F#] heck's a turtle dove [G] and who lit [D] up that deer
I [B] don't know what Christmas [G] is but Christmas time is [Bm] here
I [F#] don't know what Christmas [G] is but Christmas [D] time is here
or maybe it's there
you _ _ _ _ _ _ just got these instruments thank you nowhere
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _