I Hate Everything (50 Number Ones Version) Chords

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_ _ _ [F] He was sitting there beside me, throwing doubles down
[Bb] When he ordered up his third one, he looked around
Then he [Eb] looked at me [C] and said, I [Eb] do believe [Bb] I'll have one more
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[Cm] He said, I hate this [Bb] bar and I [Eb] hate to drink
_ [Cm] But on second [Bb] thought, [Eb] tonight I think [F] _ [Bb] I hate everything _ _ _ _
Then he opened up his bill, folding through a twenty down
And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground
And I [Eb] picked it up, [C] he said, thank you bud
I put it in [Bb] his hand _ _ _ _
_ [Cm] He said, I probably [Bb] ought to throw this [Eb] one away
_ [Cm] Cause she's the [Bb] reason I [Eb] feel this way
[F] Why [Bb] I hate everything _ _ _
_ [Eb] I hate my job, and I hate my life
[Bb] And if it weren't for my [F] two kids, [Gm] I'd hate my ex-wife
[Eb] I know I should move on, and try to start again
[Bb] But I just [F] can't get over [Gm] her, leaving me for him
[Cm] Then he shook his head, [Bb] and looked down [Eb] at his ring
[F] He said, I [Bb] hate [Gm] everything
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He said, that one bedroom [Gm] apartment, [Bb] where I get my mail
Is really [Gm] not a home, [Bb] it's more like a jail
With a [Eb] swimming pool, _ [C] and a [Eb] parking lot view
[Bb] Man, it's just great _ _
_ _ I [Cm] hate summer, [Bb] winter, [Eb] fall, and spring _ _
[Cm] Red and [Bb] yellow, purple, [Eb] blue, and green
[F] I [Bb] hate everything _
I _ _ _ [Eb] hate my job, and I hate my life
[Bb] And if it weren't for my [F] two kids, [Gm] I'd hate my ex-wife
[Eb] I know I should move on, and try to start again
[Bb] But I just [F] can't get over [Gm] her, leaving me for him
[Cm] Then he shook his head, [Bb] and looked down [Eb] at his ring
[F] He said, I [Bb] hate everything _ _
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[Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [Gm] _ _
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[Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Gm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
So I pulled out [Gm] my phone, [Bb] and I called my house
I said, babe, I'm [Gm] coming home, [N] we're gonna work this out _ _ _ _
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