Chords for I just don't look good naked anymore
Tempo:
81.2 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
A
Bm
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G] Please excuse the non [D]-politically correctness of this, but [Bm] [D] just a song about getting out of the [G] [D] shower.
I stepped out of the [A] shower.
[D] What did I see?
[G] There was a fat pot-bellied, bold-legged bald man looking at [D] me.
[G] Then I realized it was my reflection [D] in the mirror on the [G] bathroom [D] door.
You see, I just don't look [A] good naked [D] anymore.
[B] So [D] I'm going to my bedroom.
[A] I'm turning on my mirrors to [D] the wall.
[G]
Put them there when I was trim [D] and tall.
[G]
Used to stand there and strut [D] around and stretch till [Bm] my arms got sore.
[D] But you know, I just don't look [Em] good naked [D] anymore.
Well, I went to my doctor for [A] my annual physical [D] exam.
[G]
Standing there in my birthday suit when he [D] says,
Man!
[B] [G] I said, what is it, doc?
Is it a fatal disease?
[D] I don't know the [G] score.
He said, no.
[D]
Just [A] don't look good naked [D] anymore.
[G] Oh, my back's gone to heck and my knees are a wreck [D] and my rear end [G] drags the floor.
You [D] know, I just don't look [A] good [D] naked anymore.
[Bm] [D] Well, I went down to the [A] nude beach to have me some [D] seaside fun.
[G]
Laying there in my birthday suit just [D] soaking up the sun.
[G] When somebody yelled, there's a big white whale that's washed up on the shore.
You know, [D] I guess.
[A] Just don't look good naked [D] anymore.
[G] Oh, my back's gone to heck and my knees are a [D] wreck and my rear end [Bm] drags the floor.
[D] You know, I just don't [A] look good naked [D] anymore.
I stepped out of the [A] shower.
[D] What did I see?
[G] There was a fat pot-bellied, bold-legged bald man looking at [D] me.
[G] Then I realized it was my reflection [D] in the mirror on the [G] bathroom [D] door.
You see, I just don't look [A] good naked [D] anymore.
[B] So [D] I'm going to my bedroom.
[A] I'm turning on my mirrors to [D] the wall.
[G]
Put them there when I was trim [D] and tall.
[G]
Used to stand there and strut [D] around and stretch till [Bm] my arms got sore.
[D] But you know, I just don't look [Em] good naked [D] anymore.
Well, I went to my doctor for [A] my annual physical [D] exam.
[G]
Standing there in my birthday suit when he [D] says,
Man!
[B] [G] I said, what is it, doc?
Is it a fatal disease?
[D] I don't know the [G] score.
He said, no.
[D]
Just [A] don't look good naked [D] anymore.
[G] Oh, my back's gone to heck and my knees are a wreck [D] and my rear end [G] drags the floor.
You [D] know, I just don't look [A] good [D] naked anymore.
[Bm] [D] Well, I went down to the [A] nude beach to have me some [D] seaside fun.
[G]
Laying there in my birthday suit just [D] soaking up the sun.
[G] When somebody yelled, there's a big white whale that's washed up on the shore.
You know, [D] I guess.
[A] Just don't look good naked [D] anymore.
[G] Oh, my back's gone to heck and my knees are a [D] wreck and my rear end [Bm] drags the floor.
[D] You know, I just don't [A] look good naked [D] anymore.
Key:
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[G] Please excuse the non [D]-politically correctness of this, but [Bm] [D] just a song about getting out of the [G] _ [D] _ _ _ shower.
I stepped out of the [A] shower.
[D] What did I see?
_ [G] There was a fat pot-bellied, bold-legged bald man looking at [D] me.
_ [G] Then I realized it was my reflection [D] in the mirror on the [G] bathroom [D] door.
You see, I just don't look [A] good naked _ [D] anymore.
[B] So [D] I'm going to my bedroom.
[A] I'm turning on my mirrors to [D] the wall.
_ _ [G]
Put them there when I was trim [D] and tall.
_ _ _ [G]
Used to stand there and strut [D] around and stretch till [Bm] my arms got sore.
[D] But you know, I just don't look [Em] good naked [D] anymore.
_ Well, I went to my doctor for [A] my annual physical [D] exam.
_ _ _ [G]
Standing there in my birthday suit when he [D] says,
Man!
_ _ [B] [G] I said, what is it, doc?
Is it a fatal disease?
[D] I don't know the [G] score.
He said, no.
[D]
Just [A] don't look good naked [D] anymore.
_ _ [G] Oh, my back's gone to heck and my knees are a wreck [D] and my rear end [G] drags the floor.
You [D] know, I just don't look [A] good [D] naked anymore.
_ [Bm] [D] Well, I went down to the [A] nude beach to have me some [D] seaside fun.
_ _ [G]
Laying there in my birthday suit just [D] soaking up the sun.
_ [G] When somebody yelled, there's a big white whale that's washed up on the shore.
You know, [D] I guess.
[A] Just don't look good naked [D] anymore.
_ _ [G] Oh, my back's gone to heck and my knees are a [D] wreck and my rear end [Bm] drags the floor.
[D] You know, I just don't [A] look good naked [D] anymore. _ _ _
I stepped out of the [A] shower.
[D] What did I see?
_ [G] There was a fat pot-bellied, bold-legged bald man looking at [D] me.
_ [G] Then I realized it was my reflection [D] in the mirror on the [G] bathroom [D] door.
You see, I just don't look [A] good naked _ [D] anymore.
[B] So [D] I'm going to my bedroom.
[A] I'm turning on my mirrors to [D] the wall.
_ _ [G]
Put them there when I was trim [D] and tall.
_ _ _ [G]
Used to stand there and strut [D] around and stretch till [Bm] my arms got sore.
[D] But you know, I just don't look [Em] good naked [D] anymore.
_ Well, I went to my doctor for [A] my annual physical [D] exam.
_ _ _ [G]
Standing there in my birthday suit when he [D] says,
Man!
_ _ [B] [G] I said, what is it, doc?
Is it a fatal disease?
[D] I don't know the [G] score.
He said, no.
[D]
Just [A] don't look good naked [D] anymore.
_ _ [G] Oh, my back's gone to heck and my knees are a wreck [D] and my rear end [G] drags the floor.
You [D] know, I just don't look [A] good [D] naked anymore.
_ [Bm] [D] Well, I went down to the [A] nude beach to have me some [D] seaside fun.
_ _ [G]
Laying there in my birthday suit just [D] soaking up the sun.
_ [G] When somebody yelled, there's a big white whale that's washed up on the shore.
You know, [D] I guess.
[A] Just don't look good naked [D] anymore.
_ _ [G] Oh, my back's gone to heck and my knees are a [D] wreck and my rear end [Bm] drags the floor.
[D] You know, I just don't [A] look good naked [D] anymore. _ _ _