Chords for I like Chinese - Monty Python

The world today seems [D] absolutely crackers.
_ _ [G] With nuclear [Gm] bombs to blow us all sky [D] high.
_ _ There's fools and [A] idiots sitting on the [Em] trigger. _ _ _
It's [A] depressing and it's senseless and [D] that's _ [D] why_
_ [G] _ I like Chinese.
_ _ [A] I like Chinese.
_ [E] They only come up to your knees.
[G] Yet they're always friendly [C#] and they're ready to [Am] please.
[G] I like Chinese.
_ _ [A] I like Chinese.
_ [E] There's 900 million of them in the world today.
[G] You'd better [E] learn to like them, that's what I say.
[G] I like Chinese.
_ _ [A] I like Chinese.
_ [D] They come from a long way overseas.
_ [G] But they're cute [E] and they're cuddly [Am] and they're ready [D] to please.
[G] I like Chinese food.
_ [E] The [A] waiters never are rude.
_ [E] _ Think of the many things they've [D] done to impress.
[G] There's Maoism, Taoism, [Am] I Ching and chess.
[G] So I _
[D#] like Chinese food.
[E] I like Chinese food.
I like Chinese food.
_ _ [G] There's [A] anything from the yin [D] and the yang.
_ [G] I like Chinese food.
_ _ [A] The wisdom that Confucius taught.
_ [D] If Darwin is anything to shout about.
[G] The Chinese [Em] will survive us [A] all without [D] any doubt.
[G] _ _
I like Chinese.
_ _ _ [A] I like Chinese.
_ [E] _ They only come up to your knees.
[G] Yet they're [Em] wise and they're witty [A] and they're ready [D] to please.
All together.
_ [G] _
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_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ I like Chinese food.
_ [G] Ni hao ma, [E] ni hao ma, [A] ni hao ma, [D] zai jian.
_ [G] _ I like Chinese.
_ _ [A] I like Chinese.
_ [G] Their food [E] is guaranteed to _ please.
A fourteen, [Em] a seven, [A] a nine and [D] like cheese.
[G] _ I like Chinese.
_ _ _ [A] I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their [D] tiny little _ trees.
[G] Their zen, [E] their ping [A] pong, their yin and [E] yang [G] ease.
I like Chinese.
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