Chords for I'm a Conservative

I used [G] to lead a quiet [B] _ _ [Bm] life. _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ [B] In [G] fact, it was a [F#] bare _ [B] _
_ [Bm] existence. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] I passed out on [C#] many _ [Bm] _ floors. _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ I don't do that _ _ [Bm] _
anymore.
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_ Hello, my [G] friends!
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_ Is everybody [E] happy? _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ Hey, [A] look me over and lend [G] me an ear.
I'm [F#] a _ conservative.
[E] _ _ I [A] like the small black marks [G] on my hand.
[F#] I'm a _ conservative.
[B] _ _ I [A] like the crazy girls [G] that I screw. _
[F#] Hey, hey, I know [B] them all well.
And when [A] I run out of bread, [G] I laugh _
[F#] _ all [E] the way to the bank. _
[F#] _ _ Sometimes [Bm] I [A] pause for [G] a drink.
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[F#] _ _ Conservatism [B] ain't [A] no easy [G] job.
_ _ [F#] I [E] smile in [B] the mornings.
_ [F#] I live [E] without [A] a care.
_ _ [B] Nothing [A] has [G] denied me.
_ [F#] And nothing ever [A] hurts.
_ [F#] I [E] got bored so [B] I'm making millions.
[F#] When [E] you're conservative, [A] you get a better break.
[B] You're always [A] on the right [G] side.
When you're a conservative, _ [F#m] you walk with pride.
[A]
Pride is a human side.
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_ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ I like [F#] my beer.
I [B] _ like _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _
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[B] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [E] _
_ _ [F#] the clear mint.
[Bm]
I'm _ not [E] clear.
_ [B] Cause I'm a [Bm] conservative.
_ _ _ I'm a conservative.
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[C] I really [A] am.
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Oh yes, [A] I am. _ _ _ _ _
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And it could mean so much to [E] me. _
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If [A] you would only [D] be like [Am] me. _
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ [C]
Yes, it [A] could mean so much [E] to me. _
[A] Hey, _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
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look me over, _ _ [G] _ _ _
[F#m] I'm a [E] conservative. _ _ _ _ _
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