Chords for I'm a Transvest-Lite
Tempo:
80.15 bpm
Chords used:
G
F
C
A
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[C] [G]
[B] [A] I first [F] heard Frank say, [A] he wanted to dress [G] like Fay Wray.
[F] I wanted that too, but what could I [C] do?
In junior high school [G] in LA, [A] my heart skipped [F] a beat.
[A] He said you gotta be it, [G] not just dream.
[F] It was a [A] taboo I knew I wouldn't [C] pursue.
I didn't have the [G] self esteem.
I [C] gotta confess [G] that I liked to cross [A] dress and been doing it since [F] I was 13.
[C] It's hard to tell [G] bros that you're wearing this [D] look, even in the open [Bm]-minded punk scene.
You probably get [G] hurt in heels and a [C] skirt when you're in the middle [A] of a circle pit.
[C] So I'd only wear [G] panties under foxhoods to [Am] keep it all a secret.
[F] Now I'm telling [G] everyone cause it's fun and I [Em] don't give a shit.
[A] Before we're [F] 30 years, [A] I still [G] had the same fears.
That I saw [E] Hedwig play a Bill Tudor's [F] gig.
It felt the same [G] in being in tears.
[A] I [F] decided right there, [A] I can't be [G] bothered to care.
When other people [Ab] think I'm gonna die my pubes [F] leak.
And throw out all my [G] ancient underwear.
[C] I'm not [B] transgender, I'm a lazy class [Am] pisser who thinks makeup is too [F] much of an ordeal.
[C] I paint my [G] toes and wear shiny dyed [D] clothes.
I'd rather look for how it [Bm] makes me feel.
[F] I don't need to dress [G] right, I'm a transvestite.
I only shave to do the time work and I [C] saturday.
I've done myself pity, I don't have to feel [Ab] shitty.
Cause I wanna look [Am] pretty, so I give it the old [F] city college try.
[D] Don't get me wrong, [Am] I still wanna be a guy.
Who [F] sometimes likes to [G] dress like a girl.
[Ab] Who sometimes likes to wear [Am] stylish bedclothes.
[F] Don't think I don't know I'm not [G] fooling anyone.
It's a corporate dream [Ab] to get a job at Charlie Chaplin.
[F] You gotta know it's not
[B] [A] I first [F] heard Frank say, [A] he wanted to dress [G] like Fay Wray.
[F] I wanted that too, but what could I [C] do?
In junior high school [G] in LA, [A] my heart skipped [F] a beat.
[A] He said you gotta be it, [G] not just dream.
[F] It was a [A] taboo I knew I wouldn't [C] pursue.
I didn't have the [G] self esteem.
I [C] gotta confess [G] that I liked to cross [A] dress and been doing it since [F] I was 13.
[C] It's hard to tell [G] bros that you're wearing this [D] look, even in the open [Bm]-minded punk scene.
You probably get [G] hurt in heels and a [C] skirt when you're in the middle [A] of a circle pit.
[C] So I'd only wear [G] panties under foxhoods to [Am] keep it all a secret.
[F] Now I'm telling [G] everyone cause it's fun and I [Em] don't give a shit.
[A] Before we're [F] 30 years, [A] I still [G] had the same fears.
That I saw [E] Hedwig play a Bill Tudor's [F] gig.
It felt the same [G] in being in tears.
[A] I [F] decided right there, [A] I can't be [G] bothered to care.
When other people [Ab] think I'm gonna die my pubes [F] leak.
And throw out all my [G] ancient underwear.
[C] I'm not [B] transgender, I'm a lazy class [Am] pisser who thinks makeup is too [F] much of an ordeal.
[C] I paint my [G] toes and wear shiny dyed [D] clothes.
I'd rather look for how it [Bm] makes me feel.
[F] I don't need to dress [G] right, I'm a transvestite.
I only shave to do the time work and I [C] saturday.
I've done myself pity, I don't have to feel [Ab] shitty.
Cause I wanna look [Am] pretty, so I give it the old [F] city college try.
[D] Don't get me wrong, [Am] I still wanna be a guy.
Who [F] sometimes likes to [G] dress like a girl.
[Ab] Who sometimes likes to wear [Am] stylish bedclothes.
[F] Don't think I don't know I'm not [G] fooling anyone.
It's a corporate dream [Ab] to get a job at Charlie Chaplin.
[F] You gotta know it's not
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[B] _ _ [A] I first [F] heard Frank say, [A] he wanted to dress [G] like Fay Wray.
[F] I wanted that too, but what could I [C] do?
In junior high school [G] in LA, _ [A] my heart skipped [F] a beat.
[A] He said you gotta be it, [G] not just dream.
[F] It was a [A] taboo I knew I wouldn't [C] pursue.
I didn't have the [G] self esteem.
I [C] gotta confess [G] that I liked to cross [A] dress and been doing it since [F] I was 13.
[C] It's hard to tell [G] bros that you're wearing this [D] look, even in the open [Bm]-minded punk scene.
You probably get [G] hurt in heels and a [C] skirt when you're in the middle [A] of a circle pit.
[C] So I'd only wear [G] panties under foxhoods to [Am] keep it all a secret.
_ [F] Now I'm telling [G] everyone cause it's fun and I [Em] don't give a shit.
_ _ [A] Before we're [F] 30 years, [A] I still [G] had the same fears.
That I saw [E] Hedwig play a Bill Tudor's [F] gig.
It felt the same [G] in being in tears.
[A] I [F] decided right there, [A] I can't be [G] bothered to care.
When other people [Ab] think I'm gonna die my pubes [F] leak.
And throw out all my [G] ancient underwear.
_ [C] I'm not [B] transgender, I'm a lazy class [Am] pisser who thinks makeup is too [F] much of an ordeal.
[C] I paint my [G] toes and wear shiny dyed [D] clothes.
I'd rather look for how it [Bm] makes me feel.
[F] I don't need to dress [G] right, I'm a transvestite.
I only shave to do the time work and I [C] saturday.
I've done myself pity, I don't have to feel [Ab] shitty.
Cause I wanna look [Am] pretty, so I give it the old [F] city college try.
[D] Don't get me wrong, [Am] I still wanna be a guy.
Who [F] sometimes likes to [G] dress like a girl.
[Ab] Who sometimes likes to wear [Am] stylish bedclothes.
[F] Don't think I don't know I'm not [G] fooling anyone.
It's a corporate dream [Ab] to get a job at Charlie Chaplin.
[F] You gotta know it's not
[B] _ _ [A] I first [F] heard Frank say, [A] he wanted to dress [G] like Fay Wray.
[F] I wanted that too, but what could I [C] do?
In junior high school [G] in LA, _ [A] my heart skipped [F] a beat.
[A] He said you gotta be it, [G] not just dream.
[F] It was a [A] taboo I knew I wouldn't [C] pursue.
I didn't have the [G] self esteem.
I [C] gotta confess [G] that I liked to cross [A] dress and been doing it since [F] I was 13.
[C] It's hard to tell [G] bros that you're wearing this [D] look, even in the open [Bm]-minded punk scene.
You probably get [G] hurt in heels and a [C] skirt when you're in the middle [A] of a circle pit.
[C] So I'd only wear [G] panties under foxhoods to [Am] keep it all a secret.
_ [F] Now I'm telling [G] everyone cause it's fun and I [Em] don't give a shit.
_ _ [A] Before we're [F] 30 years, [A] I still [G] had the same fears.
That I saw [E] Hedwig play a Bill Tudor's [F] gig.
It felt the same [G] in being in tears.
[A] I [F] decided right there, [A] I can't be [G] bothered to care.
When other people [Ab] think I'm gonna die my pubes [F] leak.
And throw out all my [G] ancient underwear.
_ [C] I'm not [B] transgender, I'm a lazy class [Am] pisser who thinks makeup is too [F] much of an ordeal.
[C] I paint my [G] toes and wear shiny dyed [D] clothes.
I'd rather look for how it [Bm] makes me feel.
[F] I don't need to dress [G] right, I'm a transvestite.
I only shave to do the time work and I [C] saturday.
I've done myself pity, I don't have to feel [Ab] shitty.
Cause I wanna look [Am] pretty, so I give it the old [F] city college try.
[D] Don't get me wrong, [Am] I still wanna be a guy.
Who [F] sometimes likes to [G] dress like a girl.
[Ab] Who sometimes likes to wear [Am] stylish bedclothes.
[F] Don't think I don't know I'm not [G] fooling anyone.
It's a corporate dream [Ab] to get a job at Charlie Chaplin.
[F] You gotta know it's not