Chords for I'm Gettin' Stoned

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_ _ [Cm] _ I read it in the paper, Martin [Eb] Dade on the wall, [C] to remind myself to celebrate the [Cm] day
I lose it all.
They made plans to be together, [Eb] I made plans to be alone.
[F] She got a rock, _ [Bb] [G] I'll get a stone.
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [C] Damn right I've got objections, [Eb] but it's a lawful too late now.
[C] Yeah, the cans are on the limo [G] and the rice is on the ground.
They're headed for the islands, [Eb] but hell, I'm already gone.
She [C] got a rock, [Bb] I'll [G] get a stone.
_ _ [F] Here's to happy ever after, [C] and here's to balls and chains.
[G] Here's to all us haters, and [C] all of us new classmates.
[F] Here's to holding up and getting [C] right where I [F] belong. _
She got a rock, _ I'll get a [G] stone.
_ [Cm] _
[G] _ _ _ [C] Yeah, I knew that it was over when [Eb] I heard those wind bells.
[F] That preacher was my tailor, [Cm] now this bottle is my bail.
So much for all that praying, her attitude would be half known.
[F] She got a rock, _ [F]
[Cm] I'll get a stone.
_ Here's to happy ever after, [C] and here's to balls and chains.
[G] And here's to all us [N] haters, and all of us new classmates. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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