Chords for I’m Not As Stunned As I Look Garrie Lambert

_ _ _ [A] _ [D] Now when I [A] was a young lad in [D] first grade, I had a crush on a girl named [G] Margie. _
She was so [D] cute with pigtails and [E] freckles and a hole where her feet [A] used to be.
[D] But she only had eyes for bugs, Willie.
He carried around bugs [G] in a jar. _
You'd think I [D] never existed.
[E] I might as well have [A] been from Mars.
[D] But I knew that to win her affection, I'd have to be cute [G] as a fox.
So I got me a big old [D] black beetle, [E] and I slipped it inside [A] her lunchbox.
[D] Of course, she blamed it on Willie.
She said he was just a [G] big sook.
She took my [D] hand, now I was her man.
[A] _ As stunned [D] as I looked.
[G] Oh, I'm not as stunned [D] as I looked. _
[G] I'm not as stunned [D] as I looked. _
[G] Everyone knows [D] by the shape of the face, [E] you can tell the saints [A] from the crooks.
[D] But you can tell I ain't no Einstein. _
Got no edgification [G] from the book.
But he'll never pull [D] the wool over my [E] eyes.
Cause I'm not as [A] stunned as I looked. _
Oh, I'm not as stunned [D] as I looked.
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_ [D] _ _ Soon I became a teenager.
I knew something [G] strange was amiss.
Cause whenever I [D] _ _ [E] got this god awful urge [A] to be a kid.
[D] One night she phoned and said, come over.
We're watching some [G] shows on TV.
My parents are [D] gone out to bingo.
[E] And there's only my [A] sister and me.
[D] Well, I shopped through the door like a fool.
What's in between [G] those of them?
I noticed my girl [D] on the plump side.
[E] While her sister was so [A] nice and slim.
[D] I told her to watch what she's eating.
_ That's when she [G] laughed how she shook.
_ She stomped out the [D] bed.
I kissed her sister instead.
[E] Cause I'm not as [D] stunned as I looked.
_ [G] No, I'm not as [D] stunned as I looked.
_ [G] I'm not as [D] stunned as I looked.
_ [G] _ Everyone [D] knows by the shape of the [E] face.
You can tell the same [A] from the crook.
[D] But you can tell I ain't no Einstein.
Got no edgification [G] from books.
But he'll never pull [D] the wool over my [E] eyes.
Cause I'm not as stunned [A] as I looked.
No, I'm not as stunned [D] as I looked.
_ Well, now that I'd grown into manhood.
I went out and [G] bought her a ring.
Said, darling, it's [D] time we got married.
[E] We could have us a [A] baby by spring.
[D] She patted me head like a cracky.
Said, Gary, you're some [G] kind of dear.
But I'm really not ready [D] for marriage.
[E] I've got to think of [A] my career.
[D] But later that week I got lucky.
Won Dominion on [G] 649.
_ Boy, it's [D] simply amazing.
[E] How quickly they can [A] change their mind.
[D] She called and said, hon, I've been thinking.
_ Baby, it's time [G] we got hooked.
Well, I took the ring [D] and I gave it a fling.
[A] Cause I'm not as stunned [D] as I looked.
[G] No, I'm not as stunned [D] as I looked.
_ [G] I'm not as stunned [D] as I looked.
_ [G] Everyone knows [D] by the shape of the face.
[E] You can't tell the saints [A] from the crook.
[D] But you can tell I ain't no Einstein.
Got no edgification [G] from the book.
_ You'll never pull [D] the wool over my [E] eyes.
Cause I'm not as stunned [A] as I looked.
No, [Am] I'm not as stunned