Chords for I'm Osama

Mahmoud can we go hijacking? _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ Welcome to [B] a couple building in Manhattan
[Db] I'm Osama, run tell Obama, [Ab]
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane like, Roman Salah!
This will be bumpy ride, [Db] put your [Abm] seatbelt on
I get C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, damn should've rode my [G] donkey
It's about to get crazy, when it's time to pray
Strap grenade to a baby, Allah save thee
Happy Ramadan, Adama ding dong everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me
Ok now turn left, I said turn left!
For everything else, there's Mastercard
Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot, left turn over
Hi we're gonna die, here's a plastic bag for cover bro
Hope you're in the mood for 72 virgin
I don't mean dudes [Abm] that get your computer working
I'll explain it in a way that you can understand
Bakalaka Sambaraba Madurka Durka Stan
Hope you're planning on hearing about great insurance offers
Cause this plane's about to crash and do some health insurance offers
Words of One [G] Direction, I mean Al-Qaeda-rection
My name is Zain Hussain, I flew a plane on 9-11
Yes I may have let them planes go too far
I meant to get them [Abm] back to Yemen for a new car
I'm the coolest guy every year at Terrorcon
All the terrorists [Eb] are like, oh he got the [Ab] telephone
I'm gonna drive a cab, only [B] got 20 bombs in my pocket
[Db] I'm Osama, sorry for the drama
[Eb] Where should I drop [Gb] you off at?
[Eb] I'm gonna drop some bags, that's a marathon up in Boston Too soon!
_ _ Shit I blew [G] my balls off
[D] What you know about explosive turbin [N] on your noggin?
Who you know been getting more hate than Bin Laden?
This nigga will fuck your kid and kidnap your parents
One man's [C] terrorist, another man's Arab
[G] I'm a bad man, he chiseled for Palestine, which is in Afghanistan
I blew up Pakistan with a gas can
Come and find me everybody, I'm right here
I didn't go seek champion, 12 [Gm] here
I'm selling you slurpees at 7-11
Up in Dearborn, chilling with Saddam and his motherfuckers
I lead a Syrian rebellion, motherfucker
I'm in New York on welfare, [Abm] motherfucker
They be like, you must pay for 9-11
I'm like bro, can I pay [Ab] you in tri-dead layers?
I give you free chili gift card and a bootleg Iron Man 3
And an Angry Birds t-shirt
I [G] call that a gift from me to your nation
I call that a full 9-11 compensation
Now we're squared up, and the [Abm] Kardashians have always worked for me
I just want to get that cleared up
Anyone you see with a turban is working for me
Will we ever [Ab] see Jihadist peace?
Nigga, please
They'll always be one or two [B] Jihadists at least
Watch me spit the blow, bro
I [Db] got backhand like Macklemore
[Eb] I bitchwalk up and [Gb] I smack a whore
[Eb] I'm gonna pop some cams
Oh me got dynamite in [G] my jacket
I'm Osama, get ready [Abm] for the summer
Shit's about to blow up
I wear the baddest [B] robes
I chill with badass bros
[Db] Like David Allen [B] Coe
Al-Assad [Db] and Camel Joe
[Abm] I wear the baddest box [B] Damn right
I kill Americans [Db] Come on
I win the marathon [B] Paradise
Taylor Swift [Db] and Camel Joe
I'm gonna fly [Abm] some planes
Into [Bb] a couple buildings in Manhattan
[Ab] I'm, I'm Osama, run tell Obama
[Bb] Let me fly [Ab] Air Force One
Oops, [N] _ thank you
First I need to thank Jesus
Without him there could be no 9-11
I'd like to thank my flying instructor
Barack Osama, Obama
Sorry, hummus in my throat
[Gb] Jihad Express for the last minute job
The Saudi family
Paula [F] Abdul, Selena [Ab] Gomez
And the rest of Hamas
Thank you to my wife
There is too many of them to name
[G] And thank you R.
Kelly
Who made [B] me believe I could fly Thank you
Oh, and the fans
Thank you to the fans