Chords for I'm so Wasted

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_ _ _ _ Hey pal, how you doing?
I'm so wasted.
Yeah, you are.
Oh, it's good party.
Oh [B] great.
Yeah, that's some good acid
Oh killer.
[D] Hey my pleasure.
I've never been higher.
Oh, you must be
Man, it's the best every time I do acid man, and I'm so high
You must be flipping out right now
What do you see in man that cloud up there [G] man?
It's got a vein in it.
Holy cow
Really [A] leading on [Gb] leading on you.
Well, watch out
[E] Look at my hand man.
It's it's moving, but it's not moving.
It's not there, but it looks like it's moving
Yeah to you it is though, right?
You're right [Eb] flipping out.
I'm flipping out
Hallucinations man acid.
Oh, right.
I got some some news for you.
No seeing stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're seeing stuff
Well, this is that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?
That [N] really wasn't acid.
That was just a little piece of paper.
I ripped off my notebook _
_ _ _ _ _ It's probably this weed.
I'm smoking man.
Oh that's I bud
_ Everything's hilarious _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Everything's funny to me man.
Hey, I'm a
Few joints man.
I had about four.
Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be smoking man the whole things man
Yeah, you sucked him down yourself
_ You didn't want to share it was great stuff _ _ _ _
I sold you right?
Yeah, _ it's a funny
_ _ _ _ Wasted off
_ _ _ Well, that really wasn't weed no, it wasn't it was pencil shavings in a bag _
_ _ _ _ _ Yeah
well
_ This beer this beer I'm drinking man.
I must be drunk off it or something.
No, I had about a
Whoa, _ [B] really?
That's a lot of [Bb] beer for a man a drink.
I [N] got a pee pretty
_ You didn't dump mountain the woods.
Did you no no, no, I drank all of them, right?
Yeah.
I saw you.
That's good
Hey, did you eat today?
No, I'm a
_ Stomach.
Yeah _ _ _
_ _ _ It's like I'm seeing things
_ _ _ _ Take my car keys because I can't drive right?
Holy wah, hey, but you better open those eyes up to half shut there are two of you man.
I can't see any _ _
Right, I got the beers I'm the man right are the man say say I'm the man you're the man
Well that beer.
Yeah, there was no alcohol in that beer.
That was non-alcoholic
So again, I'm gonna have to bust you on this. _
_ _ _ _ _ I'll do it.
Okay, buddy.
You go sober up. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh
My god, he killed himself.
He killed himself.
_ _ Oh
My gosh, you killed yourself, buddy.
Yeah, I'm [E] dead man.
Oh, you're dead
That is awful [Ab] big white light and everything.
Yeah.
Well you showed us [Bb] all man.
Oh, man.
I'm so [G] peaceful [A] here, man
Yeah, you see anything weird or my [B] relatives man and the big white light and my
_ [Bb] Grandfather's there.
Oh, I remember him.
He's a good guy [B] still wearing the same clothes.
[Abm] Hey, say hello for me, huh?
Hey, man, [Ab] Joe says hi
_ Right, [N] and it's yeah, my uncle's here, right?
Hey, I got some news
_ Yeah, _ yeah before you go up 11, uh the gun you kill yourself with that's the one I sold you right?
Yeah
Yeah, well that was like that was a cap gun.
So there's no way you could have killed yourself _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Yeah, that's right.
Okay.
I'm going back to the party _
Okay, take care _ _ _ _
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_ I'm
Moving to a different town
four _ _ weeks later _ _ _
_ Beer is great man.
This tequila is really strong man.
It's got a worm and everything in it, man
_ _ fucking shit _ _
While being in the Sun you're even more wasted fucking shit is right, man
I am totally wasted now, man.
I should maybe get a
Umbrella or something and go in the shade. _ _ _
I know a guy who can suck his own dick _
Yeah, I know a guy who can do that, too
He's the drummer for Molly hatchet and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort
Man, we were so wasted off it.
I'm serious, man