I Never Said I Was Deep Chords by Jarvis Cocker

[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [C#m] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ I've lost my mind. _ _
[E] _ [F#m] If you want someone to talk to, _ you're [Bm] _ wasting [E] your time.
[C#m] _ _
[A] _ If you
want someone to share your life, [C#m] you need someone who's alive.
And [B] if every [F#m] relationship
is a two-way street, I have [Bm] been screwing in the back [E] whilst you drive.
I never said
[A] I was big, _ _ but I am profoundly [C#m] shallow.
_ _ _ My lack of knowledge [F#m] is vast, _ _ and my [Bm] horizons
are narrow.
_ _ [E] I never said I [A] was big.
_ I never [C#m] said that I was clever.
_ _ And if you're [E] waiting
[F#m] to find what's going on in my mind, you could be waiting [Bm] forever, _ forever [E] and ever. _ _ _
[C#m] And
I can't dance yet to the end of the night, cause [F#] I'm afraid [F#m] of the dark.
I have [Bm] to confess,
I'm out of my depth.
You're going over my [E] head, [A] always straight through my [E] heart. _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ Some girls like to play it dirty.
_ _ [C#m] Some girls want to be your mum.
_ _ [F#m] Me, _ I disrespected you
whilst we [Bm] were waiting for the taxi to [E] come.
_ [C#m] _ _ [A] _ My morality is shabby.
_ [C#m] My behaviour unacceptable.
_ _ [F#m] Now, I'm not looking for a relationship, just a [Bm] holding _ [D] _
[E] receptacle.
I never _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ said I [A] was,
um, _ _ but I am [C#m] profoundly shallow.
_ _ My lack of [G#m] knowledge [F#m] is vast, _ _ and my horizons [Bm] are narrow.
Oh [E] yeah, I never said I [A] was big.
_ _ I never said that I [C#m] was clever.
_ _ And if you're waiting to [F#m] find what's going on in my mind,
you could be waiting [Bm]
forever, forever and [E] ever.
I never said I was [A] deep, _ _ _ but I am [C#m] profoundly shallow.
_ My lack of knowledge [F#m] is vast, _ _ _ _ horizons [Bm] are narrow.
I never [E] _ _ said I [A] was deep. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _