Chords for I Put My Low Stat

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I put my low stat in charisma, _ got no sex appeal.
_ _ Thought I'd play the fighter [Am] so I could rave and kill.
[Dm] Live like a monk [F] cause I'm no hunk, baby what's the deal?
[Am] I put [E] my low stat [Am] in charisma, _ [E] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
[E] _ I put [Am] my low stat in my wisdom.
[E] _ Thought I'd play the thief, _ got a lot of skill points, [Am] they bring me no relief.
[Dm] I failed my safe [F] charm person slave, [Am] now [F] I've come to grieve.
[Am] I put [E] my low stat [Am] in my wisdom, _ [E] _ _ [Am] _ _
[E] _ I put [Am] my low stat in, can't spell it, [E] but I think it means you're smart.
I rolled up a barbarian, [Am] he is a work of art.
[Dm] Don't call him clout, [F] he'll hold you down, [Am] and on your [F] head he'll fart.
[Am] I put [E] my low stat [Am] in, can't spell it, _ [E] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
[E] _ I put my low stat in dexterity.
I'll play an armored priest, when we all roll initiative, [Am] I always have the least. _
[D] Can't save [F] it all against fiber, [Am] now I [F] am deceased.
_ [Am] I put [E] my low stat [Em] in dexterity, [E] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
[E] I put [Am] my low stat in my strength score.
[E] And I can't hit a thing, I thought I might just be okay, [Am] if I had magic glee. _
[Dm] No vorpal sword [F] and god I'm bored, [Am] I miss on every swing.
I put [E] my low stat in my strength score.
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[E] I put [Am] my low stat in constitution, _
[E] now I'm always sad.
I usually go unconscious, [Am] which makes the cleric mad.
[Dm] My blood won't clot, [F] got mummy rot, [Am] _
sight's really bad.
[Am] I put [E] my low stat in [Am] constitution, _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ I don't [Am] know where I'll put my low stat.
[E] It's only 17, _ I wonder why the other guys [Am] have started turning green.
[Dm] You'd think they'd be [F] so glad for me, instead they're really mean.
[Am] I don't [E] know where I'll [Am] put my low stat.
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[E] Think all the rolls were shit.
My dungeon master thinks it's fun [Am] to arc me just a bit.
[Dm] No class will work, [F] I told the jerk, you can always quit.
_ I don't [E] know where I'll [Am] put my low stat.
[E] _ _ [Am] I don't know where I'll put [Am] my low stat.
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I don't [E] know where, I know where you can stick that low stat.
[Am] I don't know [E] where I'll put my low stat. _
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