Chords for I've Got a Little List - The Mikado - Gilbert and Sullivan

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_ _ _ [Bb] As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
[Eb] I've got a little list, I've got a little list,
[Bbm] Of society _ offenders who might well be [Ebm] underground,
And who never [Bb] would be missed, who never would be missed.
[Eb]
There's the idiot _ [Ab] denouncing with _ enthusiastic tone,
[Eb] Or football teams but his [Bb] and [Cm] every suburb but his own.
[Bb] The man who sits beside you on the plane and [Eb] wants to [G] talk,
Whose jabbering [Cm] inspires [G] you to jab him with your [A] fork.
Your auntie with [D] the moustache who [Dbm] insists on [D] being kissed,
[Eb] They'd none of [F] them be missed, they'd none [Bb] of them be missed.
He's got them [Eb] on the list, [Bb] he's got them [Eb] on the list,
And they're none [Ab] of them, _ [F] [Eb] they're none [Bb] of them [Eb] be missed.
_ [Gm] Those whinging [Bb] letter writers and those pundits in the [Eb] press,
That opinion columnist, that bore would not be missed,
That [Bb] trendy thing in opera if the plot seems like a [Eb] mess,
That nicer [Bb] title list.
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ [N] _ _ Huh?
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ The _ politician prancing [Ab] round in Speedos tightly packed,
[C] He thought it cool but really [F] it just showed us what he lacked.
[Bb] And cabaret's leading redhead who's afraid of [Eb] sticky bait,
[G] Who'd like to cape [Cm] her fumbles and mistakes off winky legs.
[A] _ Australian [Dm] Idol singers who [E] _ pathetically _ _ _ _ _ _ _ persist, _
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_ _ They'd none of them [Bb] be missed, they'd none of them be missed.
He's got them on [Eb] the list, [Bb] he's got them [Eb] on the list,
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [F] _ [Eb] _ _
[Bb] _ _ [Eb] And they're none of them, they're none of them be missed. _ _
And the purists who insist piano music stops at Brahms,
I'll put them on the list and make them sit through [N] list. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ On Saturday night [Bb] the mob at Flinders Street all singing psalms,
[Eb] I wish they [F] would desist and their happy claps [Bb] resist,
[Eb] That music's theatre sequel that [Fm] they promise will [Ab] be good,
[Eb] Love never dies they say but [Cm] I confess I wish it would.
[Bb] The [Eb] Frenchman and the other one who judge my kitchen rules,
[G] Who give new _ definition to the label [Cm] kitchen tools,
[A] That morning [D] television [A] host who's funny [D] as a cyst,
[Eb] Gold [Bb] Lo-Easy [F] has kissed but it's time to kiss my fist.
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[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] Then _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ [F] _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [D] the merchant banker wankers and the bonuses they [Eb]
flout,
And the subprime mortgagist, I've got him on the list.
The governments like lapdogs rushing in to bail them out,
To their mills it's [F] simply grist, so I've got them [Bb] on the list.
[Cm] _ _ _
Retirees who migrate [Fm] to the country to make [Eb] wine,
And Britney Spears for accidentally showing her _ [N] vagine. _
_ _ Those [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ climate change deniers who don't like the carbon tax,
[G] Who haven't read [Cm] the science [G] and don't really know [A] the facts,
The women on [E] the tram who at Spring Carnival got pi- _ _
Really _ _ drunk. _ _
_ _ Ugh, _ Norell! _
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_ _ _ _ They'd none of [Bb] them be missed, they'd none of them be missed.
Two more from them [Eb] on the list, [Bb] who may be the [Eb] perfect,
And I'm not going [Abm] to bitch.
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[Eb] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ There's [Bb] the ticket holder next to you who cannot [Eb] work their phone,
And cannot get the gist, I've got her on the list.
[G] Who leaves it on [N] or switches to that dreadful silent drone.
_ _ _ Vrooom, _ vrooom, _ _ _ _ [F]
vrooom.
_ Facebook fiends and Twitterists are also [Bb] on the list,
_ [Eb]
And people who inflict on [Ab] us full cycles of the ring,
I'd rather ride a Valkyrie [Cm] than hear Brunhilde sing. _
[G] And all commercial managements who want to [Eb] cast a star,
[G] They couldn't get one this time, they got me, so [C] there you are.
[Db] Or worst of [G] all, the actor who's an [D] extra lyricist,
[Eb] I don't think [Bb] he'd be missed, so I've got him on the list.
Who they put on [Eb] the list, [Bb] who may put [Eb] him on the list,
And I'm [Ab] not going [F] to bitch.
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