Chords for I Wanna Be a Gynecologist

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_ _ Well, I talked to my son until I'm blue in the face
[B] He's a rock and roll bum
The [F#] family disgraced he lays around the house smokes dope and [C#] masturbates
Tell me son, what do you [F#] wanna be?
_ _ _ _ Well, you're a worthless young shit as I've ever seen, you [B] know, there's much more to life than a [F#] cock
Magazine I'll [F#] send you to college you can earn your degree.
Tell me son.
What did you wanna be? _ _
Dad, I wanna be a gynecologist
_ _ [B] Study female [F#] anatomy
_ _ KY jelly rubber gloves and a flashlight
Seems like a good job for me _
_ _ Well, I spoke to my wife I said what can be [B] done with this highly offensive
[F#] excuse for a son
He sits at the table and he belches and he [B] farts then he drinks till he [C#] pukes and he sleeps [F#] in his
Barf, _ _ _ I went up to his room.
I didn't bother to [B] knock I said son
We gotta have a talk.
[F#] Please put away your cock
You're a living breathing insult to society tell me son, what do you wanna be? _ _
[B] Dad, I wanna be a
[F#] gynecologist
[B] study female
[F#] anatomy
_ [B] KY jelly [F#] rubber gloves and a flashlight
_ [B] Seems [C#] like a good job [F#] for me _
_ _ Well, I was proud of my son he had earned his degree [B] he's a genuine doctor of
Gynecology, [F#] he's got an office and a nurse and patients galore [B] who could [C#] ask for anything more
[F#] _ _ _ _ Dad ain't got a damn thing to be thankful for I [B] got 16 old ladies lined up outside the door
They all smell like tuna fish and they shit on the floor to tell the truth it's a big fucking bore I
_ [E] Don't [B] wanna be a
[F#] gynecologist
[B] study female
[F#] anatomy
_ KY jelly rubber gloves and a flashlight
It ain't all that it's cracked up to be.
I don't wanna be a
gynecologist
[B] study female anatomy
[F#] _ _
KY jelly rubber gloves and a flashlight.
It ain't all that it's cracked [B] up to be
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