Chords for I Wanna Hook Her for Christmas

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I want a hooker for Christmas, maybe [F] one for New Year's, a [G] bottle of booze and a [C] cooler of beers.
I want to wake up in the morning in [F] some strange place with a [G] hooker beside me and a [C] smile
on my face.
Cause my wife is a virgin, I'm [F] sorry to say, she [G] never gave it up.
On our [C] wedding day I took her on a honeymoon, never [F] even got kissed.
I want a [G] hooker for Christmas, just to [C] see what I miss.
I want a hooker for Christmas, maybe [F] one for New Year's, a [G] bottle of booze and a [C] cooler of beers.
I want to wake up in the morning in [F] some strange place with a [G] hooker beside me and a [C] smile
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Give Santa my number and [F] tell him to call _ [G] if my wife answers, not to [C] worry at all.
I don't want a new car or a big [F] screen TV, _ I just [G] want a hooker to spend [C] Christmas with me.
I want a hooker for Christmas, maybe [F] one for New Year's, a [G] bottle of booze and a [C] cooler of beers.
I want to wake up in the morning in [F] some strange place with a [G] hooker beside me and a [C] smile
on my face.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [D] I want a hooker for Christmas, maybe [G] one for New Year's, a [A] bottle of booze and [D] a cooler of beers.
I want to wake up in the morning in [G] some strange place with [A] a hooker beside me and [D] a smile
on my face.
I want a hooker for Christmas, I want [G] a hooker for Christmas, I want [A] a hooker for Christmas,
maybe one for New [D] Year's.
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