Chords for I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Tempo:
159.15 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Mmm, if your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the poo-poo platter.
Vandergriff kissed me [C#] in home ec class.
[B] [A] Later in the afternoon, [B] some guys in the locker [C#] room kicked my ass.
[B] [A] I said, guys, I'm [Bm] like you, I like monsters, [E] but I do want to see how [C#] many push-ups I can [A] do.
queer, so [E] I can get chicks.
guys [B] that are queer.
that don't [E] dig chicks, that don't dig [B] guys like me.
queer, I'm too [A] ugly.
Vandergriff kissed me [C#] in home ec class.
[B] [A] Later in the afternoon, [B] some guys in the locker [C#] room kicked my ass.
[B] [A] I said, guys, I'm [Bm] like you, I like monsters, [E] but I do want to see how [C#] many push-ups I can [A] do.
queer, so [E] I can get chicks.
guys [B] that are queer.
that don't [E] dig chicks, that don't dig [B] guys like me.
queer, I'm too [A] ugly.
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_ Mmm, if your ass is a Chinese restaurant, _ _ _ I'll have the poo-poo platter.
[A] _ My friend [B] Jerry Vandergriff kissed me [C#] in home ec class. _
[B] _ _ _ [A] Later in the afternoon, [B] some guys in the locker [C#] room kicked my ass. _
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ I said, guys, I'm [Bm] like you, I like monsters, [E] but I do want to see how [C#] many push-ups I can [A] do.
I just need to show [B] us queer, so [E] I can get chicks.
Dig guys [B] that are queer.
_ Guys that don't [E] dig chicks, that don't dig [B] guys like me.
See, I'm not queer, I'm too [A] ugly.
But if I [B] were handsome, just imagine [C#] how great it would be.
[E] _ _ _ [A] Kikakito at the gaydom, [B] but not accidentally that way, the [C#] pseudo-homo-phony. _ _
_ [B] _ _ [A] Maybe it's the super [B]-senior year, maybe it's the [E] secret industry.
But if I was the [C#] queer bee in the fashion [A] industry,
scoring [B] with a supermodel would [G#] be _ easy. _
_ _ [A] The supermodel we pull up to [B] it, but also is anonymous, [C#] the super-dumb. _
[E] _ You [A] see, I can't feel the listeners, [B] does she treat me like a sister [C#] and should I be numb? _
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ That crusty [B] friend that cares, I rubbed her back and [E] rinsed her hair.
No, it wouldn't [C#m] take a week before I'm in her [A] underwear.
I wish I [B] was queer, so I could [E] get chicks.
Dig guys [B] that are queer.
_ Guys that don't [E] dig chicks, that don't dig guys [B] like me.
See, I'm not queer, I'm too [A] ugly.
Doesn't matter [B] what I'm packing in my denim, [C#] it's legit my jeans. _
[E] _ _ [A] The only smokey, [B] the only saucy type of weed is [C#] made by JV. _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ See, I'm not [Bm] too keen on the smell [E] of echelin.
No, I'm not, [C#m] but since I ain't, I don't want [A] to be.
I wish I [E] was queer, so I could get chicks. _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
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[A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ Any way if I were gay, [B] I'd have to choose my name, [C#] to Joker Lewis. _
_ _ _ [A] Hang out with my mom, say [B] Silas, or James, to be shallow [C#] and be called like this. _
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ And wear my [B] mother's lingerie, learn the songs [E] of Broadway, and up for [C#m] G's,
and I smoke and I find more [A] valet.
I wish [B] I was queer, so I [C#m] could get chicks.
_ Dig guys that [B] are queer.
Guys that [C#] don't dig chicks.
Dig guys that [E] are queer.
[C#] Guys that don't [C#m] dig chicks.
Dig guys [B] that are queer.
Guys that [C#m] don't dig chicks, that don't dig [E] guys like me.
[C#] See, I'm not queer, I'm too ugly. _ _ _
_ And [B] I _ don't dig my height.
_ [C#] _ _ Don't dig my height.
_ [E] _ See, [C#] I'm not queer, I'm too ugly. _ _ _
_ And [B] I _ don't dig my height.
_ [C#] _ Don't dig my height.
[E] _ _ See, [C#] I'm not queer, I'm too ugly. _ _ _
_ _ [B] And I don't dig my height.
_ [C#] _ _ Don't dig my height.
_ [E] _ See, [C#] I'm not queer, I'm too [A#] ugly. _ _ _
[A] _ My friend [B] Jerry Vandergriff kissed me [C#] in home ec class. _
[B] _ _ _ [A] Later in the afternoon, [B] some guys in the locker [C#] room kicked my ass. _
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ I said, guys, I'm [Bm] like you, I like monsters, [E] but I do want to see how [C#] many push-ups I can [A] do.
I just need to show [B] us queer, so [E] I can get chicks.
Dig guys [B] that are queer.
_ Guys that don't [E] dig chicks, that don't dig [B] guys like me.
See, I'm not queer, I'm too [A] ugly.
But if I [B] were handsome, just imagine [C#] how great it would be.
[E] _ _ _ [A] Kikakito at the gaydom, [B] but not accidentally that way, the [C#] pseudo-homo-phony. _ _
_ [B] _ _ [A] Maybe it's the super [B]-senior year, maybe it's the [E] secret industry.
But if I was the [C#] queer bee in the fashion [A] industry,
scoring [B] with a supermodel would [G#] be _ easy. _
_ _ [A] The supermodel we pull up to [B] it, but also is anonymous, [C#] the super-dumb. _
[E] _ You [A] see, I can't feel the listeners, [B] does she treat me like a sister [C#] and should I be numb? _
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ That crusty [B] friend that cares, I rubbed her back and [E] rinsed her hair.
No, it wouldn't [C#m] take a week before I'm in her [A] underwear.
I wish I [B] was queer, so I could [E] get chicks.
Dig guys [B] that are queer.
_ Guys that don't [E] dig chicks, that don't dig guys [B] like me.
See, I'm not queer, I'm too [A] ugly.
Doesn't matter [B] what I'm packing in my denim, [C#] it's legit my jeans. _
[E] _ _ [A] The only smokey, [B] the only saucy type of weed is [C#] made by JV. _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ See, I'm not [Bm] too keen on the smell [E] of echelin.
No, I'm not, [C#m] but since I ain't, I don't want [A] to be.
I wish I [E] was queer, so I could get chicks. _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ Any way if I were gay, [B] I'd have to choose my name, [C#] to Joker Lewis. _
_ _ _ [A] Hang out with my mom, say [B] Silas, or James, to be shallow [C#] and be called like this. _
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ And wear my [B] mother's lingerie, learn the songs [E] of Broadway, and up for [C#m] G's,
and I smoke and I find more [A] valet.
I wish [B] I was queer, so I [C#m] could get chicks.
_ Dig guys that [B] are queer.
Guys that [C#] don't dig chicks.
Dig guys that [E] are queer.
[C#] Guys that don't [C#m] dig chicks.
Dig guys [B] that are queer.
Guys that [C#m] don't dig chicks, that don't dig [E] guys like me.
[C#] See, I'm not queer, I'm too ugly. _ _ _
_ And [B] I _ don't dig my height.
_ [C#] _ _ Don't dig my height.
_ [E] _ See, [C#] I'm not queer, I'm too ugly. _ _ _
_ And [B] I _ don't dig my height.
_ [C#] _ Don't dig my height.
[E] _ _ See, [C#] I'm not queer, I'm too ugly. _ _ _
_ _ [B] And I don't dig my height.
_ [C#] _ _ Don't dig my height.
_ [E] _ See, [C#] I'm not queer, I'm too [A#] ugly. _ _ _