Chords for Ian Dury and the Blockheads - Billericay Dickie

Good evening.
I'm from Essex in case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie.
I come from Billericay and I'm doing
_ [Gb] very well
_ [B]
It's a love affair with Nina
[Gb] In the back of my Cortina
[E] A seasoned [Gb] up hyena
[B] Could not have been more obscene
[Ebm] She took me to the cleaners
[Ab] And other misdemeanors
[Ebm] But I got right up between
her [Gb] I'm gonna [Db] ripen her
[Ebm] Well you've asked [Bb] Joyce [Gb] and Vicky
[Ebm] _
[Ab] If candy floss is sticky
I'm [Ebm] not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericky Dicky
And [Db] I'm doing
_ very [Gb] well
_ [B]
I bought a lot of brandy
[Gb] When I was caught in Sandy
[E] Took eight to make [Gb] a randy
[B] And all I am was shaggy
[Ebm] Another thing with Sandy
[Ab] What often came in handy
[Ebm] Was passing her a mandy
[Gb] She didn't ask no [Db] bandy
[Ebm] So you've asked Joyce and Vicky _
[Ab] If I ever took the mickey _
[Ebm] I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm Billericky Dicky
[Db] And I'm doing _ [Gb] very well
[B] I'm Billericky Dicky
I'd rendezvous with Janet
[Gb] Quite near the Isle of Fennet
[E] She looked more [Gb] like a gannet
[B] She was an art of credit
[Ebm] Her mother tried to ban it
[Ab] Her father helped me plan it
[Ebm] When I captured Janet
[Gb] She bruised up on me [Db] granite
[Ebm] You've asked [Bb] Joyce [Ebm] and Vicky _
[Ab] If I ever shaped up tricky
I'm [Ebm] Billericky Dicky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericky Dicky
[Db] And I'm doing _ very [Gb] well
[B] You should never
hold a candle _
If you don't know
where it's been The _ jackpot
is in the handle _
[Db] On a noble food [Gb] machine
_ _ [Db] [Ebm] So you've
asked Joyce and Vicky _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] Who's their favourite bricky _
[Ebm] I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericky Dicky
[Db] And I'm doing _ [Gb] very well _
[Ebm] I'm no
[D] lovely old tow [Gb]-rag
Obliging [Ebm] and noblest [Ab] Kindly Charmaine
Shag from Shoe-berry-ness
[Ebm] My gift for name is Dicky
I come from Billericky [Db] I thought
you'd [Gb] never guess
_ [Db]
[Ebm] So you've
asked [Bb] Joyce [Ebm] and Vicky
[Bb] _
[Ab] A pair of squeaky _ chickies
[Ebm] I'm not a flaming thicky
I'm Billericky Dicky
[Db] And I'm doing _ [Gb] very well
_ [Db]
[Ebm] Oh Dolly [Bb] Oh Gosh
[Ebm] Come and lie on the couch
[Ab] With a nice bit of posh
From Barnarmon Crouch
[Ebm] My gift for
name is Dicky
I come from Billericky
[Db] And I ain't [Ebm] a [Gb] slouch
_ [Db] [Ebm] So you've
asked [Bb] Joyce [Gb] and Vicky
[D] _ [Ab] About _ Billericky Dicky _
[Ebm] I ain't anything thicky
You've asked Joyce and Vicky [Db] I'm doing
very [Eb] well
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