21St Century Chords by Ian Felice

[F] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ [C] Well the aliens landed [Bb] on [F] election _ [C] day _
_ [F] And _ _ they stole your [C] mother's _ _ lingerie _
_ [Dm] I _ _ [C] went off my _ medication _ _ _
A _ [Dm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ rider [F] _ [C] of the _ revelation _ _
_ [F] It's _ _ [C] an _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] [C] antipsychotic bore
_ _ [F] _ _ Or it's Oprah [C] feeds a minotaur _ _
[F] That's [Bb] _ _ _ [C] a hard line to [F] toe
_ [C] _ _
When [F] _ [Bb] _ _ _ there's nowhere [C] to _ _ _ go _
_ _ _ Ah [F] me, _ _ [C] the joke is on [F] me
In the _ [Bb] _ 21st _ [F] century
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Ah [F] me, _ _ [C] the joke is [F] on me
In [Bb] the _ _ 21st century
[F] _ [C] _ We _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ were flipping the [Bb] bird at [C] _ _ _ _
PhDs
[F] _ _ _ [Bb] In jogging [F] shorts and [C] Harvard _ tears
_ _ [Bb] When _ [C] the _ _ [F] aliens _ [C] came _ _
_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ Like _ flowers [F] in _ [C] cellophane _ _
[F] They _ _ said your empire [Bb] is [F] about [C] to fall
[F] _ _ You're [Bb] just _ shoppers [C] in an endless mall _
_ [Bb] And _ _ [C] they stole off [F] _ pills
[C] _ _ _
_ [F] _ [Bb] _ In the Hollywood [F] _ Hills
[C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Ah [F] me, _ _ [C] the joke is [F] on me
In the [Bb] _ _ _ 21st century
[F] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Ah [F] me, _
[C] the joke is [F] on me
In the [Bb] _ _ 21st _ [F] century
_ _ [C] _ Has _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
anybody _ [Dm] _ [C] seen my gal? _
[F] _ _ _ _ Was she pushed into the [C] dark canal _ _
_ [Bb] Or _ [Dm] the [C] champagne _ _ [F] fountain?
[C] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ There's a riot _ [F] on Candy [C] _ Mountain _
_ [F] _ _ _ All the flowers [C] died [Bb] when she [C] went _ away
[F] _ _ _ Like _ [Bb] _
[F] screams of a summer [C] day _ _ _
So [Bb] _ _ [F] _ I floated _ downstream
_ _ [C] _ _ _
Into [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] another _ dream _ _
_ _ _ Ah [F] me, _ [C] the joke is [F] on me
In the [Bb] _ _ 21st _ [F] century
_ [C] Ah _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ me, _ [C] the joke is [F] on me
In [Bb] the _ _ 21st _ [C] century _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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