Chords for Ice Nine Kills - Jason's Mom ("Stacy's Mom" Horror Parody)

[E] _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
[A] Jason's home, he's [B] [E] got it going _
_ [A] _ _ _ [G#m] _ [A] _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ on
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Jason do you remember camp [E] wasn't so [A] great?
_ [E] _ [A] Wasn't so [E] great
The [A] counselors had [B] lots of sex [A] while you drowned [E] in the _ [A] _ [B] lake
Drowned [A] in the [E] lake
But one woman stood by [A] you when your life [E] was [A] taken
[E] Life [A] was taken
[E] _
Yeah she [B] slaughtered them all [E] and even killed Kevin [A] Bacon
_ [B] [E] After love, bacon
[G#m] Making sure that she's [A] appreciated
She _ [G#m]
did it all for [A] you and was _ decapitated
[E] Jason's mom has got [C#m] it going [A] on
Her [E] body count rivals [C#m] her son's
[A] Jason [E] can't you see the love behind [C#m] her killing spree
[A] Whether her hat's off or [B] on
I'm in love with [E] Jason's mom
Jason's [A] mom [E] has got [A] it going [E] on
[A] Jason's mom [E] has got it going on
[A] Jason do [B] you remember camping [E] _
79?
[A] _ _ [E] _ [A] 79
[E] Your [A] mama paid [E] us a visit [A] and almost [E] everyone _ [A] died [B] [E] Everyone _ died
Did you [B] find the [E] axe she left in Marcy's [A] head?
_ [B] [E] In Marcy's head
She [Am] should have paid [B] more [E] attention [A] when [E] Crazy Ralph said
[A] _ _ [B] _ [E] _ [A] Corona [E] boom
I know you're not so [A] bad even with your mommy [G#] issues
I'd be a killer too if [A] mine kills everyone who's through
[E] Jason's mom has got [C#m] it going on
[A] Her body [E] count rivals [C#m] her [A] son's
Jason [E] can't you see the love behind her [C#m] killing spree
[A] Whether her hat's off or on
[B] I'm in love with [C] Jason's mom
[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _
She's not the only [G] one
Don't forget that you [C] love me
[G] Jason's mom has got it [Em] going on
[C] So kiss [G] her off the shower for [Em] two
[C] This [G] guy could literally stay where mama's boys are [Em] proud to be
[C] Whether she's dead or [D] not
_ I'm in [C] love with [G] Jason's mom
_ _ [Em] _ _ [G] _
Jason's mom _ _ [Em] _ [C] has [G] got it going on
Jason can't you see the love [Em] behind her killing spree
Whether [C] her hat's off or [D] on
I'm in [G] love with Jason's