Chords for ICP DATING GAME LYRICS
Tempo:
151.9 bpm
Chords used:
C#
F#
C#m
G#
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Let's meet contestant number one.
He's a schizophrenic serial [G#] killer clown who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, [A] what's your question?
Contestant [B] number one, I believe first [C#] impressions last forever.
So let's say you were [Cm] to come over to my [D#m] parents' house and [C#] have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
[F]
[C#m] Let's see.
[C#] Well, I'd have to see your body.
I might show up [G#] in a tuxedo, but [C#] I'd probably just show [F#] up [C#] naked like I always do.
And look your mama [Fm] in the eye and [F#] tell her, fuck you!
[C#] Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell spaghetti.
I'd pinch her [G] in the ass and tell her, get my food ready.
[C#m] Your dad would probably start tripping and making me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and [C#] bust him in his fucking lips.
In ten or twenty-four, [G#] you're in grace from [C#] your mother.
I'd pull a forty out and force him for [F#m] your little [C#] brother.
I'm standing staring at your [G#m] sister.
I'll [C#] tell you this, you know for only thirty, she got some big tits.
After that, your dad would try to tell me, and only this [G] time I'd get the forty twist, kid.
[C#m] After your mom [F#] does the [F] dishes and the [C#] silverware, I'd drive fucker till I nut in [N] my underwear.
[B]
[C]
[D#m] [G] Now let's meet contestant [G#] number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak who works [Em] for the Dark [Fm] Carnival.
He says women [D#] call him Stretch [Em] Nuts.
Sharon, [C#m] let's hear your question.
[F#] Afraid to show his true emotions.
A man who [D#] expresses himself in his own [F#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you [F] let me know?
First thing, I could never [C#m] let you.
You sound like [G] a witchy bitch, yo.
Fuck you!
[C#] But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care.
By taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go to see a [F#] phone book and [C#] whack them all.
If I could place at number one, I'd [F#m] break his fucking [C#m] jaw.
Anyone [F#] who looks [C#] at you will have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking [G#] nuggets off [F#] all [C#] day.
Take off your titties and stretch them down on your waist.
Let them go and watch a [G#] bolt spring up in your [C#] face.
I'll sing love songs [G#m] to you the [C#] best I can.
Get you naked and hit it like a gang man.
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand, I throw a little in your face and say [F#] I'm just playing.
As you spit it all [F] out, I'll grab your [C#m] back and grab your underwear [G#m] and wet it up your [F#] ass, crack.
[G#] [E]
[N]
Well, it [A] sounds like a test at number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, [E] Sharon.
It's a tough [C#m] choice so far.
Sharon, let's see your last question and see which one [C#] is going to win the rights to your net.
Okay, here we're at a dance club [Em] and you both notice me at the same time.
Tell me, [F#] how would you each get my attention and what would your [C#] pickup line be?
Whoever's the swing of wind.
Okay, first I slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how [F#m] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I tell you that I [F#] like the way [C#] you make your tea shake.
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look [F#] like Ricky Lake.
Fuck that, you [C#] be talking me quick.
I'd order you a drink and [F#] scurry up with my [C#m] dick.
And then to get your [F#] attention in the crowded place, [C#m] I simply walk [G#m] up and stick my nuts [F#] in your [C#] face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her thanks for that.
Yeah, that'll [F#] work even [C#] better.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want to test at number two, it's mad whack.
I walked into a bar and there he was, standing up on a bucket, trying to fuck it.
It was a big [F#] fucking [C#] smelly ass farm [F#] llama.
Yeah, doc!
How you gonna diss your mama?
[G#m] [F]
He's a schizophrenic serial [G#] killer clown who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, [A] what's your question?
Contestant [B] number one, I believe first [C#] impressions last forever.
So let's say you were [Cm] to come over to my [D#m] parents' house and [C#] have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
[F]
[C#m] Let's see.
[C#] Well, I'd have to see your body.
I might show up [G#] in a tuxedo, but [C#] I'd probably just show [F#] up [C#] naked like I always do.
And look your mama [Fm] in the eye and [F#] tell her, fuck you!
[C#] Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell spaghetti.
I'd pinch her [G] in the ass and tell her, get my food ready.
[C#m] Your dad would probably start tripping and making me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and [C#] bust him in his fucking lips.
In ten or twenty-four, [G#] you're in grace from [C#] your mother.
I'd pull a forty out and force him for [F#m] your little [C#] brother.
I'm standing staring at your [G#m] sister.
I'll [C#] tell you this, you know for only thirty, she got some big tits.
After that, your dad would try to tell me, and only this [G] time I'd get the forty twist, kid.
[C#m] After your mom [F#] does the [F] dishes and the [C#] silverware, I'd drive fucker till I nut in [N] my underwear.
[B]
[C]
[D#m] [G] Now let's meet contestant [G#] number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak who works [Em] for the Dark [Fm] Carnival.
He says women [D#] call him Stretch [Em] Nuts.
Sharon, [C#m] let's hear your question.
[F#] Afraid to show his true emotions.
A man who [D#] expresses himself in his own [F#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you [F] let me know?
First thing, I could never [C#m] let you.
You sound like [G] a witchy bitch, yo.
Fuck you!
[C#] But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care.
By taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go to see a [F#] phone book and [C#] whack them all.
If I could place at number one, I'd [F#m] break his fucking [C#m] jaw.
Anyone [F#] who looks [C#] at you will have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking [G#] nuggets off [F#] all [C#] day.
Take off your titties and stretch them down on your waist.
Let them go and watch a [G#] bolt spring up in your [C#] face.
I'll sing love songs [G#m] to you the [C#] best I can.
Get you naked and hit it like a gang man.
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand, I throw a little in your face and say [F#] I'm just playing.
As you spit it all [F] out, I'll grab your [C#m] back and grab your underwear [G#m] and wet it up your [F#] ass, crack.
[G#] [E]
[N]
Well, it [A] sounds like a test at number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, [E] Sharon.
It's a tough [C#m] choice so far.
Sharon, let's see your last question and see which one [C#] is going to win the rights to your net.
Okay, here we're at a dance club [Em] and you both notice me at the same time.
Tell me, [F#] how would you each get my attention and what would your [C#] pickup line be?
Whoever's the swing of wind.
Okay, first I slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how [F#m] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I tell you that I [F#] like the way [C#] you make your tea shake.
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look [F#] like Ricky Lake.
Fuck that, you [C#] be talking me quick.
I'd order you a drink and [F#] scurry up with my [C#m] dick.
And then to get your [F#] attention in the crowded place, [C#m] I simply walk [G#m] up and stick my nuts [F#] in your [C#] face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her thanks for that.
Yeah, that'll [F#] work even [C#] better.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want to test at number two, it's mad whack.
I walked into a bar and there he was, standing up on a bucket, trying to fuck it.
It was a big [F#] fucking [C#] smelly ass farm [F#] llama.
Yeah, doc!
How you gonna diss your mama?
[G#m] [F]
Key:
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F#
C#m
G#
F
C#
F#
C#m
_ Let's meet contestant number one.
He's a _ schizophrenic serial [G#] killer clown who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, [A] what's your question?
Contestant [B] number one, I believe first [C#] impressions last forever.
So let's say you were [Cm] to come over to my [D#m] parents' house and [C#] have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
[F] _ _
_ [C#m] Let's see.
[C#] Well, I'd have to see your body.
I might show up [G#] in a tuxedo, but [C#] I'd probably just show [F#] up [C#] naked like I always do.
And look your mama [Fm] in the eye and [F#] tell her, fuck you!
[C#] Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell spaghetti.
I'd pinch her [G] in the ass and tell her, get my food ready.
[C#m] Your dad would probably start tripping and making me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and [C#] bust him in his fucking lips.
In ten or twenty-four, [G#] you're in grace from [C#] your mother.
I'd pull a forty out and force him for [F#m] your little [C#] brother.
I'm standing staring at your [G#m] sister.
I'll [C#] tell you this, you know for only thirty, she got some big tits.
After that, your dad would try to tell me, and only this [G] time I'd get the forty twist, kid.
[C#m] After your mom [F#] does the [F] dishes and the [C#] silverware, I'd drive fucker till I nut in [N] my underwear.
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D#m] _ _ [G] Now let's meet contestant [G#] number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak who works [Em] for the Dark [Fm] Carnival.
He says women [D#] call him Stretch [Em] Nuts.
Sharon, [C#m] let's hear your question.
_ _ [F#] _ Afraid to show his true emotions.
A man who [D#] expresses himself in his own [F#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you [F] let me know? _ _
_ First thing, I could never [C#m] let you.
You sound like [G] a witchy bitch, yo.
Fuck you!
[C#] But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care.
By taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go to see a [F#] phone book and [C#] whack them all.
If I could place at number one, I'd [F#m] break his fucking [C#m] jaw.
Anyone [F#] who looks [C#] at you will have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking [G#] nuggets off [F#] all [C#] day.
Take off your titties and stretch them down on your waist.
Let them go and watch a [G#] bolt spring up in your [C#] face.
I'll sing love songs [G#m] to you the [C#] best I can.
Get you naked and hit it like a gang man.
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand, I throw a little in your face and say [F#] I'm just playing.
As you spit it all [F] out, I'll grab your [C#m] back and grab your underwear [G#m] and wet it up your [F#] ass, crack.
[G#] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Well, it [A] sounds like a test at number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, [E] Sharon.
It's a tough [C#m] choice so far.
Sharon, let's see your last question and see which one [C#] is going to win the rights to your net.
_ Okay, here we're at a dance club [Em] and you both notice me at the same time.
Tell me, [F#] how would you each get my attention and what would your [C#] pickup line be?
_ Whoever's the swing of wind.
_ Okay, first I slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how [F#m] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I tell you that I [F#] like the way [C#] you make your tea shake.
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look [F#] like Ricky Lake.
Fuck that, you [C#] be talking me quick.
I'd order you a drink and [F#] scurry up with my [C#m] dick.
And then to get your [F#] attention in the crowded place, [C#m] I simply walk [G#m] up and stick my nuts [F#] in your [C#] face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her thanks for that.
Yeah, that'll [F#] work even [C#] better.
Fuck _ you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want to test at number two, it's mad whack.
I walked into a bar and there he was, standing up on a bucket, trying to fuck it.
It was a big [F#] fucking [C#] smelly ass farm [F#] llama.
Yeah, doc!
How you gonna diss your mama?
[G#m] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
He's a _ schizophrenic serial [G#] killer clown who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, [A] what's your question?
Contestant [B] number one, I believe first [C#] impressions last forever.
So let's say you were [Cm] to come over to my [D#m] parents' house and [C#] have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
[F] _ _
_ [C#m] Let's see.
[C#] Well, I'd have to see your body.
I might show up [G#] in a tuxedo, but [C#] I'd probably just show [F#] up [C#] naked like I always do.
And look your mama [Fm] in the eye and [F#] tell her, fuck you!
[C#] Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell spaghetti.
I'd pinch her [G] in the ass and tell her, get my food ready.
[C#m] Your dad would probably start tripping and making me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and [C#] bust him in his fucking lips.
In ten or twenty-four, [G#] you're in grace from [C#] your mother.
I'd pull a forty out and force him for [F#m] your little [C#] brother.
I'm standing staring at your [G#m] sister.
I'll [C#] tell you this, you know for only thirty, she got some big tits.
After that, your dad would try to tell me, and only this [G] time I'd get the forty twist, kid.
[C#m] After your mom [F#] does the [F] dishes and the [C#] silverware, I'd drive fucker till I nut in [N] my underwear.
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D#m] _ _ [G] Now let's meet contestant [G#] number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak who works [Em] for the Dark [Fm] Carnival.
He says women [D#] call him Stretch [Em] Nuts.
Sharon, [C#m] let's hear your question.
_ _ [F#] _ Afraid to show his true emotions.
A man who [D#] expresses himself in his own [F#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you [F] let me know? _ _
_ First thing, I could never [C#m] let you.
You sound like [G] a witchy bitch, yo.
Fuck you!
[C#] But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care.
By taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go to see a [F#] phone book and [C#] whack them all.
If I could place at number one, I'd [F#m] break his fucking [C#m] jaw.
Anyone [F#] who looks [C#] at you will have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking [G#] nuggets off [F#] all [C#] day.
Take off your titties and stretch them down on your waist.
Let them go and watch a [G#] bolt spring up in your [C#] face.
I'll sing love songs [G#m] to you the [C#] best I can.
Get you naked and hit it like a gang man.
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand, I throw a little in your face and say [F#] I'm just playing.
As you spit it all [F] out, I'll grab your [C#m] back and grab your underwear [G#m] and wet it up your [F#] ass, crack.
[G#] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Well, it [A] sounds like a test at number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, [E] Sharon.
It's a tough [C#m] choice so far.
Sharon, let's see your last question and see which one [C#] is going to win the rights to your net.
_ Okay, here we're at a dance club [Em] and you both notice me at the same time.
Tell me, [F#] how would you each get my attention and what would your [C#] pickup line be?
_ Whoever's the swing of wind.
_ Okay, first I slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how [F#m] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I tell you that I [F#] like the way [C#] you make your tea shake.
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look [F#] like Ricky Lake.
Fuck that, you [C#] be talking me quick.
I'd order you a drink and [F#] scurry up with my [C#m] dick.
And then to get your [F#] attention in the crowded place, [C#m] I simply walk [G#m] up and stick my nuts [F#] in your [C#] face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her thanks for that.
Yeah, that'll [F#] work even [C#] better.
Fuck _ you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want to test at number two, it's mad whack.
I walked into a bar and there he was, standing up on a bucket, trying to fuck it.
It was a big [F#] fucking [C#] smelly ass farm [F#] llama.
Yeah, doc!
How you gonna diss your mama?
[G#m] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _