ICP-MAD PROFESSOR Chords by Insane Clown Posse

_ [Cm] _ _ [B] _ _ Hey, Sharis, this way.
[Cm] Hey, Sharis.
_ [B] _ _ _ _
Hi.
[G] _ _ [B] How you doing?
Is this the right place for the furniture?
[C] [G] Yeah, Sharis, come on [Abm] in.
Pretty nice place here you got.
The cobwebs are a nice touch.
[Gb] _ [B] _ So, that's the couch, eh?
Yeah, we [Gb] got some_
Take a look at that [Eb] upholstery right there.
That's pretty [B] fucking nice, eh?
Oh, you're right.
I'm real poster.
I ain't seen nothing like that since I shit back.
Oh
Mother my [C] God
_ [G] _ _ [Gbm] _ Mother I [Cm] need your [G] mother fucking [Gb] brain
You can't [C] have my couch
[G] Get [Gb] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Gm] _ [Gb] on the table. _
I was never popular this [Bb] solid move fuck school school never likes me
Boo, I'll think you're always eating eat half dead make fun of the size of my forehead
But that's never bothered me mama and mother they owned a lot of property here
They [Ab] had a sling slab in the basement, [Eb] and that's where my fruit well my time was spent
I made a mouth [E] with a chicken head they cluck three times
It was dead.
I made a lot of things like a frog with a turkey neck
It was the shit, [Bb] but I'm still lonely.
I need a homie so I collected things and made me a [F] zombie
I [B] could have made a girly friend, but fuck man.
I got my girly right here _ _
[Cm] [G] Yeah
under the Direction of
You [Bm] can call me [G] Madbropeather
I [Bm] will make a friend for [G] me
under the Direction of
You [Bm] can call me _
[G] Madbropeather
_ We [Bm] will rule eternity
_ [B] So this is like where you [C] live?
That's right.
Why you [Eb] don't like it?
I mean [B] oh my God
_ It's dirty
Do you like
_ Shut up bitch
Give me a tippy toes
[Bbm] You told me body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers
[F] Like what 80 they all chipped in on my [Eb] special
Everything [C] helps even if you got a finger [N] to lend
I hear the other children playing outside
Keep it down you little bitches
I'll skin you fucking high
I ain't trustful
This part's rock but somehow I gotta attach this nut section
[E] I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quasar
Hello I'm ready yet
Look out the fucking window
I see a storm's coming it's almost time to [Bb] roll
Screw the hat on come on man
It's the thuggish Rugged bone
[N] Turn it up I heard
[Cm] Fuck shit didn't work
[G] under the Direction of
You [Bm] can call me [C] Madbropeather
[G] I _ [Gb] will [Bm] make a friend
[G] for me
under the direction of
[Bm] You can call me [G] Madbropeather
I will make a friend
He [Bm] will rule eternity
[Cm] I hear you
_ [Fm] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Fm] Or is it [C] the man that made me
[F] Or the evil
that _
[C] made me awful
_ [F] _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ [B] Hey
Hey you call for a record
[C] Sure did come on in
I [Abm] got the truck waiting outside
I'm gonna go ahead
Motherfucker
[C] You hit me with a frying [B] pan or something
You crazy motherfucker
That still hurts
I'm gonna fuck you up
Every time you kill me
It _
[E] wasn't always easy
Let me tell you but fuck that
Cause I ain't no failure
I put the seeds with the veins in it
Wait a minute
Did you hear that It's alive
Get up hit me that rotten ride
Come on pour it in the cup
Give it to his ass
Wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his drawers man Fuck [C] that
Get him ready
It's [B] almost time
Paint his ugly face dark
Almost [D] like mine
I see him twitching
I'm on a [Db] roll
He can help me tell the whole world
About the [C] carnival
Turn the Hertz all the way up
I'm ready for [B] this shit
Just wait for that lightning bolt [D] to hit
Did it work
You make the call
[Cm] What up y'all
I'm in the [G] direction of
The [Bm] evil king
I'm [G] gonna be so sad
[Gb] I will [Bm] be covered in [C] Corpse
[G] I'm in the direction of
The [Bm] evil king
I'm gonna [C] [G] be so sad
He will ruin
[Bm] _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [C] _
[Gm] ETERNITY
I'm in the direction of
[Bm] The evil king _ _
[G] _ I'm gonna be so [Bm] sad
He will ruin
I will be covered [C] in [G] Corpse
I'm in the direction of
The [Bm] evil king _ _
[G] _ I'm gonna be so [Bm] sad
He will ruin [C] ETERNITY
[Cm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
[C] I'm [G] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Bm] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Bm] in the direction of
He will ruin [C] ETERNITY
_ [G] _ I'm in the direction of
I'm gonna be so sad
[Bm] He will ruin