Chords for If Bach Were A METAL Bassist...

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Ah, _ wonderful, Johan.
[G] I never tire of hearing your beautiful music.
_ What are you doing?
Ah, [C] yes.
[D] This is a new [G] instrument of mine called an [Em] electric [E] bass.
And I've been playing [D] lots of metal music on [E] it.
Yes, I was over at [G] Ludwig's and he was playing that [A] ghastly music.
Please [D] don't tell me you enjoy it [G] too.
What the hell is wrong with this goddamn country?
Oh [A] yeah, everyone's playing [G] metal now.
In fact, [F#] check this out. _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ Ah, the first cello suite.
Much better, Johan.
Ah, yes.
[G] But I made [Gm] a funky remix.
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_ [A] I have some terrible news [F] for you. _ _
[G] _ I lied about my [N] identity. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ It wasn't Bach playing the bass.
It was actually me, Charles, all [C] along.
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Thank you guys so much and I'll see you in [E] the next video.
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