Chords for If Everlong (Foo Fighters) Was An Emo Anthem

[D#] _ I think I did a pretty good [G#]
job.
_ _ _ WMLT.
Alright, that was Inside Out, Blink-182.
You [D#] know, I wonder if a blender could actually handle a human heart.
Maybe I should get those Mythbuster guys out of retirement for this.
Anyway, let's take it to the phone lines, shall we? _
Oh, looks like we got our friend Jeremy from Aynor calling back in today.
Hey Jeremy, you're live on the melt.
Hey man, I'm so glad to hear you're still playing that Blink-182 stuff.
Anyway, it's me and my baby's anniversary tonight.
Things have just been going so well, I'd like to dedicate a song to her.
Oh, that's great news.
I'm glad things are going well between you and [D] Maria.
Maria?
Oh, no, no, no, I ain't with her no more.
No, this one's going out to Crystal.
She's my soulmate.
Wait a minute, Jeremy, we just spoke a couple months ago.
How are you celebrating an anniversary with a new woman already?
Well, it's our one-week anniversary.
I'm about to pick her up and we're going to head down there to the Applebee's.
That's not how anniversaries work.
I do like Applebee's, though.
Well, Jeremy, congrats on your week-iversary.
What can we spend for you today?
Now see, that's where I need your help right there.
I gotta pick the right dang song.
You know, things just went so bad with my last relationship.
But with Crystal, things are just so great.
Like, I kinda wonder if things could ever be this good forever, you know?
Boy, do I.
You know, I've got just the song for you, man.
I'll even make it halftime. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ Hello, [Bm] I've waited [F#m] here for you [G] _ ever [Bm] _ _ long.
_ [D] _ Tonight, _ [A] _ [Bm] I throw [D] myself into the moon.
Out of [B] the red, out of the red, she [D] _
said.
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [A] _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [D] _ Come down [Bm] and I'll wait your way in.
_ [G] _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ Somehow, _ you [Bm] wanted it to be. _
[G] _ _ [Bm] I had a hard-on of her ever since _
[E] then.
_ _ _ [A] _ _
[G] It's our one time.
_ [A] _ We're dancing [Bm] along with you.
[A] _ _ [Bm] If everything [G] could ever feel this real [D] forever. _ _ _ _
[Bm] If anything could [G] ever be this [D] good again.
_ _ _ [Bm] The only [G] thing I'll ever ask of you.
[D] You gotta promise [A] not to stop when I [G] say you in.
She _ [D] said. _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [A] [D] She _ out, [B] so I [F#m] blew it.
[G] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _
[D] _ And [A] now, I [D] know you've always been.
_ _ [Bm] Out of your head, out of my head, I [E] say. _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [D] It's our one time.
[A] _ We're dancing [Bm] along with you.
[C#m] _ _
[Bm] If everything could [G] ever feel this [D] real forever. _
_ _ _ [Bm] If anything [G] could ever be this [D] good again.
_ _ _ [Bm] The only [G] thing I'll ever ask of you.
[D] You gotta [A] promise not to stop when I [G] say you [D] in.
She said.
[A] _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [A] It's our one time.
_ _ [B] If [G] everything could ever feel [D] this real forever.
_ _ _ [Bm] _ If anything [G] could ever be this good [D] _ again. _ _
[Bm] The only thing [G] I'll ever ask of [D] you.
You gotta [A] promise not to stop when I [G] say you in.
She said.
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ Man, I can't believe it.
Crystal broke up with me.
Smack in [N] the middle of the dang Applebee's.
And right when the spinach artichoke dip had just come out too.
Hell, she couldn't even wait for me to get one bite of my quesadilla burger.
Man, Alex.
I'm really glad I got you to talk to.
You've really helped me through some tough times.
Well, that's why I'm just such a big fan of yours.
I like all your videos up there on the YouTube.
Yeah, I even subscribed and hit the dang notification bell so I won't miss a single one.
I'm in the Patreon too.
The one over there on Patreon.com slash Alex Melton.
Yeah, I'm always posting in the Discord.
I reckon a fella like me will.
I just like knowing I'm helping make videos like these possible.
Even in some small way.
Yeah, and when I'm riding around in the truck, I've always got your music playing on the Spotify.
Or that there Apple Music or whatever Crystal's young and used to get his music from.
Speaking of which, hey, you ain't got no advice on how I can get old Crystal back, do you?
Say, uh, Alex?
_ Hey, Alex? _
Alex? _ _ _ _ _ _
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