Chords for If I Could Talk to a Genie by Cheryl Wheeler

Okay, so this is a new song that I want to put out on YouTube for the listeners and anyone
else who wants to hear it.
Today is two months.
Two months since the rent bill.
And _ _ Tony Hayward,
Tony Wayward is yachting.
Maybe he knows he should enjoy the ocean while he can. _
_ Anyway,
so here we go.
I think I'm going to call this song, If I Could Talk to a Genie. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Keeping us [D] from keeping up is just what suits [Am] me, Pete.
It's working cause now I can't stand
to turn on my TV.
Not one more weeping family, one more oil-thristened wing.
While their
pipe still spews its poison and they crap on everything.
If I [Dm] could talk to a genie,
my wish would be [E] we'd grab this power and blow it [Am] around for free.
If I [Dm] could talk to
the animals, I'd hang [E] my head and [Am] shake it.
The snake would be [D] the smartest guy that I
could [Am] not explain. _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ [Am] _ [E] Unmedicated [D] bullshit always makes the [Am] daily news.
Lady Gaga's underwear
to Sarah Palin's boots.
While [E] every [D] waking minute some poor [Ab] creature tries [Am] to swim through
a stretch of toxic ocean till it feels as if it's in.
If I [Dm] could talk to a genie, my
wish [Am] would be we'd [E] grab this power and blow [Dm] it around for free.
If I could talk to the
animals, I'd hang my head [Am] and shake it.
The [E] snake would be the smartest guy that I could
[Am] not explain. _ _
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[E] _ _ _ [F] Even though my [Am] kamata's full, [F] I'm gonna feel this fits [C] me in.
By [F] the valley
of [Am] [G] Yolanda, [F] surely faith is [C] wearing thin.
[D] Guess the saints ain't [G] marching [E] in.
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ The [E] guy
in town's treachery [A] discrimination tells.
With nothing quite [D] as slimy as the oil men
[Am] themselves.
With broken locks, bad doors, and [G] evil belch and chugging spew.
They [E] got
pockets [Am] full of profits and now they're passing through.
If [Dm] I could talk to a genie, my wish
would be we'd [E] grab this power and blow [Am] it around for free.
If I [Dm] could talk to the animals,
I'd hang [Am] my head and shake it.
The snake would be the [D] smartest guy that I [E] could not explain.
[Dm] If I could talk to a genie, my [Am] wish would [E] be we'd grab this power and blow [Am] it around
for free.
If I [Dm] could talk to the animals, I'd hang [Am] my head and shake it.
The snake would
be the [D] smartest guy that I could not [Am] explain.
Yeah, the snake would be the smartest guy
that we [E] could not explain.
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