Chords for If I Had $1,000,000 (Live)

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_ _ [A] I got a blue and red [E] Adidas bag and a humongous [D] binder
I'm trying my best not to look [A] like a minor niner
When I pull the [E] football team to prove that I'm a man
I guess I shouldn't tell them that I [A] like to ran to ran
This is [B] me in grade 9, baby
[A] This is me in grade 9
This is [E] me in grade 9, [A] baby
This is me in grade 9
_ [E] If I had a million dollars
If I had a [A] million dollars
[E] Well, I'd buy [A] you a house
Well, I would buy you a house
[E] And if I had a [A] million dollars
And if I had a million dollars
Buy you furniture [B] for your house
Maybe an ice chester [E] filled or an automobile
And if I had a million [A] dollars
And if I had a million dollars
Well, [E] I'd buy you [A] a cake car
A nice, [F#] reliable [A] automobile
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you [E] an O _
_ _ [D] And if [E] I had a [A] million dollars
I'd build [F#m] a tree fort [D] in our yard
And [E] if I had a million dollars
If [F#m] you could help, it wouldn't be that [D] hard
[E] And if I had a [A] million dollars
[F#m] Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there [D] somewhere
[E] A little tiny fridge
Maybe [A] I could direct that old lady up [B] there
[D] Oh!
Oh, the Bryant Street Theater?
[A] It's right up that [E] ladder, lady _ _ _ _
[A] Welcome to the [B] Bryant Street Theater
Have a fruit [Dm] roll-up
[Am] _ _
[A] _ _ [E] Aren't you gonna eat it?
[A] Oh, [C] Christ's sake!
[A] If [E] I had a million [D] [A] dollars _
_ _ [E] Well, I'd buy you a [B] fur coat
But not a real fur coat, [A] that's cruel
And if [E] I had a million [A] dollars
Well, _ [E] I'd buy you an [A] exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu
And if [E] I had a [A] million dollars _
_ _ [E] Well, I'd buy you John [A] Davidson's remains
Ooh, all them green and gray and hair from Martin Vars
And [E] if I had a million [D] [A] dollars
I'd [E] buy you L L
If _ _ _ _ I [D] _ [E] had a million [A] dollars
We wouldn't have [B] to walk [D] to the store
If [E] I had a [A] million dollars
We'd take a limousine, cause [D] it costs more
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we [E] would
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I had a million dollars
[F#] I'd [E] _
_ buy you a green dress _ _ _
And if I had a million dollars
I'd [B] _
_ _ [E] buy you some art _ _ _
_ And if I had a million dollars _ _
[A] _ _ [E] I'd buy you [A] a [D] monkey
You always wanted [A] a monkey
And if [E] I had a [D] million dollars
I'd buy you [E] love
_ _ If _
[D] _ _ [E] I had a [A] million dollars
If I [B] had a million dollars
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars
[F#m] If I had a [D] million dollars
[E] If I had a [A] million _ [C#m] dollars
_ _ [E] _ I'd be [A] rich _
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Thank you very much
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