Chords for If I Had Me A Woman - Tim Timebomb and Friends

Rafa had me a woman who would be fat.
I would jump up and down just like an alley [F] cat if I had me a woman.
[C] If I had me a woman, [G] if I had me a woman, I wouldn't be [C] roaming around. _
If I had me a [C] woman who was lean and tall, I'd learn all out with a big wood [F] car.
If I had me a woman, [C] if I had me a woman, [G] if I had me a woman, I wouldn't be roaming around.
Go jungle! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Well, I just got in my head too.
I lost my breath and I grabbed her and I squeezed her about half to [F] death.
If I had me a woman, [C] if I had me a woman, [G] if I had me a woman, I [C] wouldn't be roaming around. _
Now if I had me a woman who was skinny as a flea, I'd be happy as a monkey way up in a tree.
[F] If I had me a woman, if [C] I had me a woman, [G] if I had me a woman, I wouldn't be [C] roaming around. _
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_ [F] _ Mr.
East Middleton, [C] _ _ _
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I'd jump up and down, I'd do a few flips, I'd grab her hand and kiss her on her pretty sneak lips.
[F] If I had me a woman, [C] if I had me a woman, [G] if I had me a woman, I wouldn't be [C] roaming around. _
If I had me a woman that was big and fat, I would jump up and down just like an alley cat.
[F] If I had me a woman, if I [C] had me a woman, [G] if I had me a woman, I wouldn't be roaming [C] around. _ _
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