Chords for If I Was a Serial Killer

_ _ If I was a [G] serial killer
_ _ They would find [D] all my victims heads and funky ass gas [G]
station toilets
_ _ _ _ [D] And if I
_ _ Was a serial [G]
killer
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [G] Strange _ [D] and deranged
_ _ _ _ _ [C] And _ I would [G] _ _ never [D]
change _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ If I was a [G] serial killer
_ _ _ I'd be known as [D] the smoker cuz I would cut off and smoke [G] all of they had
_ _ _ _ _ [D]
And if I
_ Was a [G] serial killer _ _ I would sleep [C] on broke
[G] in glass [D] and _ thumbtacks
_ _ _ [C] And I [G] would smoke [D] mad crack
_ _ _ _ _ First thing I would do would be to kill a couple hotties [G] that always get some mustard up
decapitated bodies
[D]
Don't don't state police law just before [G] dawn to let them know my ritual have begun
I [D] crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole [G] cuz I'm coming when I die and tell that I'm in control
[C] This is if I was a serial [G] killer
And though I ain't but [D] if I was I'd do my walls of blood red with blood paint
[C] This is if I was a serial [G] killer and though I ain't but [D] if I was I'd never stop because I know that I can _ _
_ _ If I was a [G] serial
Killer _ _ I would drive [D] a black van and I would ride around the [G] college campus
_ _ _ _ _ [D]
If I
_ Was a serial [G]
killer
_ _ _ _ _ [C] I
Would _ walk [G] among us
in [D] game _ trials
_ _ _ _ [C]
Until _ [G] I
_ Needed [A] the head
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] I'll park outside these bitches homes.
They drop away.
[G] They come back with my lights off this time
I'm here to stay I [D] wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremony
[G] So they go back upstairs and microwave some macaroni
[D] You know, it's all up in my trunk.
So don't ask me to [G] pop it once I get out to my cabin
I'll finally unlock it.
[C] This is if I was a serial [G] killer
And though I'm not but [D] if I was I'd snap a photo once they die on the spot
[C] This is if I was a serial [G] killer and though I'm not but [D] if I was I know that I can so I'll never stop _
_ And I don't know myself _ [G]
anymore
_ And I don't know why am [D]
anymore
And I don't know who to be [G] anymore
_ _ And I don't know who I am [D] anymore
_ And I don't know what to think [G] anymore
_ I don't know why
_ [C] _
_ _ [G] Am strange and [D] deranged
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [G] _ We'll never [D] _
change
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ I wanna hold up this hat shit
Psycho traffic with this shit I'm gonna hold it down _ _
_ I wanna run with [G] this hat shit
We gotta always kick it with this shit gonna always be the [D] same
_ I wanna hold up [G] this hat shit
I wanna run with this hat shit
We try to rule the [C] tunnels
The tempest [G] raining lightning
Moths of fire [D] rain
Icy feet with my heat
I wanna run with [C] this hat shit
Head raised [G] twisted from knots and lotus
[D] Holding down the undercut of lotus
I wanna run with this hat shit
_ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] I'm down
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ I'm shouting [D] out of doubt I'm down
_ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ I wanna run [E] with [D] this hat shit
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ I wanna run with this hat shit
I wanna hold _ [G] this hat shit
Psycho traffic with this shit I'm gonna hold it [D] down
_ I wanna run with [G] this hat shit
We gotta always kick it with this shit gonna always be the [D] same
_ I wanna hold up [G] this hat shit
Fuck the world take me under
Bitch they try to rule the [C] tunnels
The tempest [G] raining lightning
Moths of fire [D] rain
Icy feet with my heat
I wanna run with [C] this hat shit
Head raised [G] twisted from knots and lotus
[Dm] Holding down the undercut of lotus
I [D] wanna run with this hat shit
_ This _ _ [G]
hat _ shit
_ I'm [D] down
I _ wanna run with [G] this hat shit
_ _ _ I'm [D] down
_ I wanna hold up [G] this hat shit
_ _ Bitch they try to [C] rule the tunnels
The tempest [G] raining lightning
Moths of fire [D] rain
Icy feet with my heat
I wanna run with [C] this hat shit
Head raised [G] twisted from knots and lotus
[D] Holding down the undercut of lotus
I wanna run with this hat shit
If I was a [G] serial killer
_ _ I would bury [D] all my special projects
Underneath the carpet
In [G] my garden, in my _ grandmother's backyard
_ _ [D]
And if I was a [G] serial _ killer
_ _ I [C] _
_ would [G] be strange [D] and _ deranged
_ _ _ [C] And I [G] would rock my hat [D] shit chain _ _ _ _ _ _ _