Chords for IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNING MONEY--The VW Boys
Tempo:
120.35 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
E
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] Hey there, what's your name, brother?
[D] Mario and Bernie?
My [G] name's Rookie.
[D]
This is a little love song.
I had the flu a couple of weeks [G] ago for about three [D] weeks.
[A] [D]
And this kind of goes along with that.
A little love song for all you love birds out there.
[A] You gonna get [D] emotional over this?
I went too far.
It goes like this.
You say that I don't love [G] you.
You say my [D] love's untrue.
But darling, if I was a rich man, [E] I'd prove my [A] love for you.
[D] I'd buy you a diamond [G] ring and a new fur [D] coat or a pair.
[D] If my nose was running money, honey, [A] I'd blow it [D] all on you.
If my nose was running money, [G]
I'd blow it [D] all on you.
I'd buy you a brand new [E] Cadillac and a new [A] Mercedes too.
[D] I'd build you that mansion [G] way up on the [D] mountaintop.
If my nose was running money, honey, [A] but honey, [D] it's not.
[G] It's deeper of a problem than [D] I've got.
If my nose was running money, [A] but it's not.
[D] I'd buy you a [G] Cadillac and a new Mercedes [D] too.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow it [D] all on you.
Watch this right here.
[Bm]
[D] [A] [D]
Watch out, Wayne Henderson.
If my nose was running money, you'd [G] have anything [D] you please.
Well, any time you needed cash, all [E] I'd have to [A] do is sneeze.
[D] Why, we'd be living high on the [G] hog and the hog [D] wouldn't be so lean.
If my nose was running money, honey, [A] we'd be roping [D] in for green.
[G] It's deeper of a problem [D] than I've got.
If my nose was running money, but [A] it's not.
[D] I'd buy you a [G] Cadillac and a PT [D] Cruiser too.
If my nose was running [A] money, honey, I'd blow it all [D] on you.
Here it comes again.
If my nose was running money, [G] we'd eat out all [D] the time.
All the fancy places that wouldn't long for [E] ten years.
That's where [A] we'd go.
I'd [D] blow my nose and pay the [G] check, and just before we'd [D] leave,
I'd give that waitress a great big [A] tip that I'd wipe down [D] my sleeve.
[G] It's deeper of a problem [D] than I've got.
If my nose was running money, but [A] it's not.
[D] I'd buy you a Cadillac and [G] even take you on [D] a cruise.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow it all [D] on you.
The big ending here, boys.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow [D] it all on you.
[N]
[D] Mario and Bernie?
My [G] name's Rookie.
[D]
This is a little love song.
I had the flu a couple of weeks [G] ago for about three [D] weeks.
[A] [D]
And this kind of goes along with that.
A little love song for all you love birds out there.
[A] You gonna get [D] emotional over this?
I went too far.
It goes like this.
You say that I don't love [G] you.
You say my [D] love's untrue.
But darling, if I was a rich man, [E] I'd prove my [A] love for you.
[D] I'd buy you a diamond [G] ring and a new fur [D] coat or a pair.
[D] If my nose was running money, honey, [A] I'd blow it [D] all on you.
If my nose was running money, [G]
I'd blow it [D] all on you.
I'd buy you a brand new [E] Cadillac and a new [A] Mercedes too.
[D] I'd build you that mansion [G] way up on the [D] mountaintop.
If my nose was running money, honey, [A] but honey, [D] it's not.
[G] It's deeper of a problem than [D] I've got.
If my nose was running money, [A] but it's not.
[D] I'd buy you a [G] Cadillac and a new Mercedes [D] too.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow it [D] all on you.
Watch this right here.
[Bm]
[D] [A] [D]
Watch out, Wayne Henderson.
If my nose was running money, you'd [G] have anything [D] you please.
Well, any time you needed cash, all [E] I'd have to [A] do is sneeze.
[D] Why, we'd be living high on the [G] hog and the hog [D] wouldn't be so lean.
If my nose was running money, honey, [A] we'd be roping [D] in for green.
[G] It's deeper of a problem [D] than I've got.
If my nose was running money, but [A] it's not.
[D] I'd buy you a [G] Cadillac and a PT [D] Cruiser too.
If my nose was running [A] money, honey, I'd blow it all [D] on you.
Here it comes again.
If my nose was running money, [G] we'd eat out all [D] the time.
All the fancy places that wouldn't long for [E] ten years.
That's where [A] we'd go.
I'd [D] blow my nose and pay the [G] check, and just before we'd [D] leave,
I'd give that waitress a great big [A] tip that I'd wipe down [D] my sleeve.
[G] It's deeper of a problem [D] than I've got.
If my nose was running money, but [A] it's not.
[D] I'd buy you a Cadillac and [G] even take you on [D] a cruise.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow it all [D] on you.
The big ending here, boys.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow [D] it all on you.
[N]
Key:
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Bm
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[G] Hey there, what's your name, brother?
[D] Mario and Bernie? _
_ _ My [G] name's Rookie.
[D] _ _ _
_ _ This is a little love _ song.
_ _ I had the flu a couple of weeks [G] ago for about three [D] weeks. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] _
And this kind of goes along with that.
A little love song for all you love birds out there.
[A] You gonna get [D] emotional over this?
_ _ I went too far.
_ _ It goes like this.
You say that I don't love [G] you.
You say my [D] love's untrue.
_ But darling, if I was a rich man, [E] I'd prove my [A] love for you. _ _ _
[D] I'd buy you a diamond [G] ring and a new fur [D] coat or a pair.
_ _ [D] If my nose was running money, honey, [A] I'd blow it [D] all on you. _
_ If my nose was running money, _ [G]
I'd blow it [D] all on you.
I'd buy you a brand new [E] Cadillac and a new [A] Mercedes too. _ _
[D] I'd build you that mansion [G] way up on the [D] mountaintop.
If my nose was running money, honey, [A] but honey, [D] it's not.
_ _ [G] It's deeper of a problem than [D] I've got.
_ If my nose was running money, [A] but it's not. _ _ _
[D] I'd buy you a [G] Cadillac and a new Mercedes [D] too.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow it [D] all on you.
Watch this right here.
_ _ [Bm] _
_ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ Watch out, Wayne Henderson. _ _ _
_ _ _ If my nose was running money, you'd [G] have anything [D] you please.
Well, any time you needed cash, all [E] I'd have to [A] do is sneeze. _
[D] Why, we'd be living high on the [G] hog and the hog [D] wouldn't be so lean.
If my nose was running money, honey, [A] we'd be roping [D] in for green.
_ _ [G] It's deeper of a problem [D] than I've got. _
If my nose was running money, but [A] it's not. _
_ _ [D] I'd buy you a [G] Cadillac and a PT [D] Cruiser too.
If my nose was running [A] money, honey, I'd blow it all [D] on you.
Here it comes again.
_ _ If _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ my nose was running money, [G] we'd eat out all [D] the time.
All the fancy places that wouldn't long for [E] ten years.
That's where [A] we'd go.
_ _ I'd [D] blow my nose and pay the [G] check, and just before we'd [D] leave,
I'd give that waitress a great big [A] tip that I'd wipe down [D] my sleeve.
_ _ _ [G] It's deeper of a problem [D] than I've got.
_ If my nose was running money, but [A] it's not. _ _
[D] I'd buy you a Cadillac and [G] even take you on [D] a cruise.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow it all [D] on you.
The big ending here, boys.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow [D] it all on you.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Mario and Bernie? _
_ _ My [G] name's Rookie.
[D] _ _ _
_ _ This is a little love _ song.
_ _ I had the flu a couple of weeks [G] ago for about three [D] weeks. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] _
And this kind of goes along with that.
A little love song for all you love birds out there.
[A] You gonna get [D] emotional over this?
_ _ I went too far.
_ _ It goes like this.
You say that I don't love [G] you.
You say my [D] love's untrue.
_ But darling, if I was a rich man, [E] I'd prove my [A] love for you. _ _ _
[D] I'd buy you a diamond [G] ring and a new fur [D] coat or a pair.
_ _ [D] If my nose was running money, honey, [A] I'd blow it [D] all on you. _
_ If my nose was running money, _ [G]
I'd blow it [D] all on you.
I'd buy you a brand new [E] Cadillac and a new [A] Mercedes too. _ _
[D] I'd build you that mansion [G] way up on the [D] mountaintop.
If my nose was running money, honey, [A] but honey, [D] it's not.
_ _ [G] It's deeper of a problem than [D] I've got.
_ If my nose was running money, [A] but it's not. _ _ _
[D] I'd buy you a [G] Cadillac and a new Mercedes [D] too.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow it [D] all on you.
Watch this right here.
_ _ [Bm] _
_ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ Watch out, Wayne Henderson. _ _ _
_ _ _ If my nose was running money, you'd [G] have anything [D] you please.
Well, any time you needed cash, all [E] I'd have to [A] do is sneeze. _
[D] Why, we'd be living high on the [G] hog and the hog [D] wouldn't be so lean.
If my nose was running money, honey, [A] we'd be roping [D] in for green.
_ _ [G] It's deeper of a problem [D] than I've got. _
If my nose was running money, but [A] it's not. _
_ _ [D] I'd buy you a [G] Cadillac and a PT [D] Cruiser too.
If my nose was running [A] money, honey, I'd blow it all [D] on you.
Here it comes again.
_ _ If _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ my nose was running money, [G] we'd eat out all [D] the time.
All the fancy places that wouldn't long for [E] ten years.
That's where [A] we'd go.
_ _ I'd [D] blow my nose and pay the [G] check, and just before we'd [D] leave,
I'd give that waitress a great big [A] tip that I'd wipe down [D] my sleeve.
_ _ _ [G] It's deeper of a problem [D] than I've got.
_ If my nose was running money, but [A] it's not. _ _
[D] I'd buy you a Cadillac and [G] even take you on [D] a cruise.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow it all [D] on you.
The big ending here, boys.
If my nose was running money, [A] honey, I'd blow [D] it all on you.
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