Chords for In Short - from "Edges" - Nick Mason 2

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
My love affair [F#m] with you [A] is over, it's [G] through. _
[Em] We loved and [Bm] then we [E] lost.
While it came [F#] at quite a _ [F#] _ cost, we both [F#m] had the _ chance [F#] to grow.
_ [G] I've collected my [D] thoughts, anyone, before I go.
_ There's just one thing I want you [A] to know. _ _ _
_ _ _ I want to punch you in the [D] face.
[G] I want to [A] stab you with a [D] sword.
I [G] hope you lose all your hair, [F#m] get eaten by a bear.
[E] Strangle yourself with a telephone [F#] board.
Lean out a window [F#m] a little too far.
Don't look both [D] ways, I may get hit by a car.
[Em] Choke [F#m] on the now and [G] later.
You can see laces [A] caught in an _ escalator.
[D] In short, _ [C#] I hope you die. _
_ _ [A#] I want [D] to accomplish death on someone [Em] you had so much love for.
[A#] But since we shared [F] so much, it makes me [G] want to kill [A] you more.
[F#] I want to stick pins in your [D] eyes.
I'll play you [A] like a little [D] rat.
I'll go where [G] pieces that [A#] bind your [F#m] children are locked.
[E] You're going to get out, [A] porn for [B] cash.
You'll become [A] epileptic and violently shaken.
[B] I'll harnk out the [D] emergency box name.
[Em] Fall out [F#m] of a roller [G] coaster.
Take a warm bath with a flogged in poster.
[D] In short, _ I really hope you die. _ _ _
[F] Okay, maybe I've [A#] gone too [C] far.
Maybe I'm [F] saying this out of spite.
[Dm] _ [D] Maybe I think these things [F#] were leaving [Dm] a lonely [C] light.
[D] Obviously, I'm still thinking of you [Em] and wishing that we could just start over [F] new.
What [C] if we both [C#] give it one [D] more _ _ _ _ _ try?
[G#] _ Flugs [C] that we hate because you're a fool who deserves [D#] to die.
_ _ Die, die, [Cm] die, die, die, die, die, _ [A#m] die. _
[A#] Die, die, die, die.
_ [A] Die, _
[D] die, [E] die, die, [F#m] die, die, die. _
[C#] Die, _ [D] die, [A] _ die, die, die, die, die, die. Ebola!
[A#] Zah-y [D#]-zah, [F] zah-zah-zah-zah!
[A#] _ Swine fever
Zah [D#]-y-zah, [F] zah-zah-zah-zah!
Fall when you're getting out [D#] of the shower
_ There aren't tweezers on the counter because you were always plucking your eyebrows
Because you always cared more about your _ right hand
It's always slick and you fall and the tweezer is piercing right in the middle of your forehead
Right next to that weird mole thingy you had above your left eye
This [F#] always drove me slightly insane and I never knew why you just didn't have it removed
Because it's not that expensive, you cheap asshole
You bask in it, you fall, the tweezers pierce you, you become immediately paralyzed and slowly bleed out.
[Dm] Get beaten and [C#] sloughed, molested or [F#m] mugged, way up to find [G#m] you are daydreamed and drawn,
[A#m] I hate you, I [B] need it, goodbye!
[F] _ _ _ _ [A#] In short, _
[F] I hope you [A#] fucking die!
[D#] _ _ _
[F] _ _ [Am] And die!
[N] _ _ _