Chords for Infant Sorrow - Riding Daphne

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[F#] With muffin [C#] and paper [D#m] I am sitting at [A#m] my table top [B] and once again [D] I think of [F#] riding Daphne.
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Cherry lips [C#] and curvy [D#m] hips and fucking [A#m] like a horse a horse [B] I sit here [D] and I think of [F#] riding Daphne.
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_ I [D#m] sit her in [C#] I'll strap me in [C] you'll help me with [B] your bristy thighs [D] and chat me I'm [C#] riding Daphne. _
[F#] On her knees [C#] she gave a blow [D#m] like stamping on [A#] red ball and snow [B] this merchant the [D] sweet
innocence [F#] of Daphne.
[C#] _ [F#] In a white coat [C#] and stethoscope [D#m] she came so hard [A#m] she couldn't cope [B] she done it in [D] front
of her bloke [F#] how Daphne.
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_ _ [D#m] I sit her in [C#] I'll strap me in [C] you'll help me [B] with your _ [D]
bristy thighs and chat me I'm [C#] riding Daphne.
Playing [B] doctor with me, a doctor mate, [D#m] I think we could have rocked her mate.
[C#] Thanks for waiting patiently [D#m] and taking sloppy drinks mate.
[B] Hope there's no [Bm] hard feelings about [C#] my man nailed on your leg.
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She took the [F#] Hippocratic Oath, [D#m] she took my [A#] manhood in her throat.
[B] She knows the [D] Heimlich, she won't choke, [F#] not that knee.
[C#] _ [F#] She's dropped her toys [C#] and sat on me [D#m] while watching [A#m] Grey's Anatomy
[B] and checked my prostate [D] gland for [F#] freemium Daphne.
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_ [B] _ _ Ooooooooh [F#] I'm Daphne.
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[B] Ooooooooh I'm _ [F#]
Daphne.
_ [D#m] I'll settle in, [C#] I'll strap me in, [C] you'll find me and [B] we'll never say [D] you're gappy.
I'm Riley [C#] Daphne. _
_ [A#] _ Ooooooooh _ [B] _
_ _ [F#] I'm Daphne. _
_ [A#] _ _ Ooooooooh [B] _
_ _ Riley [F#] Daphne.
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