Internet Ruined Me Chords by Wilbur Soot
Tempo:
160.25 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
Bm
E
F#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A] [E] [D]
[A]
[D] [Bm] [F#m]
[E] [D]
[A]
[Bm] [A]
[E] [A]
[Bm] [D]
My keyboard's [A] like my heart, it shines in RGB [D] and it's full of blood.
I don't [A] know what is wrong with me, but I'm scared, pissed off and [D] lonely.
I have trouble [A] speaking to women, and less than 2D, your high [D]
definition.
Spend all my time on [A] social media, this [B] is the state that [F#m] I'm in.
[A]
[D] My Twitter [E] feed's like [A] my brain, [E] cause I have [D] it on dark mode.
Memorise [A] everything she says, so I can use it to guess her passcode.
She's beauty, she's grace, she has a profile picture of her gorgeous face.
To try and get more sponsors, [Bm] to try and get [F#m] more [D] sponsors.
[B]
[D] Oh, why don't you care?
[Bm]
I've spent the [A] past 10 years of my [Bm]
life making you prepare.
Political [A] enough, but not [D] contrary.
Sexual enough, but not enough to scare [Bm] me.
Give [A] me a reason not to be [Bm] on my own, [E] the internet has ruined me.
[F#m] [E]
[A]
[Bm]
[D] Look, I know I [E] must sound [A] insane, but that's [D] part of the package.
[A] If she can't [D] handle me at my [A] worst, she don't deserve my [D] mental baggage.
I know you [A] want 6 foot 4, or 1 foot more and I'd almost be told [Bm] them.
To [F#m] reach the high, she'll be [E] your imcel.
I think [Bm] I might be a threat to [D] myself.
[A]
Threat to [D] myself.
[A] [Bm]
[A]
[Bm] [A] But why [D] does she run?
[Bm] When I'm monthly [A] giving her 50% [D] of my income.
[Bm] Feels like [A] my ideas of [Bm] affection are based around unpatient perfection.
[A] I just want [D] to appease [E] the internet [A] has ruined me.
[E]
[D] [A]
[Bm]
[A] [E]
[D] [A]
[F#m] [Bm]
[D] We used to sleep on [A] call together.
[D] [A]
[D]
[A] [B]
[N]
[A]
[D] [Bm] [F#m]
[E] [D]
[A]
[Bm] [A]
[E] [A]
[Bm] [D]
My keyboard's [A] like my heart, it shines in RGB [D] and it's full of blood.
I don't [A] know what is wrong with me, but I'm scared, pissed off and [D] lonely.
I have trouble [A] speaking to women, and less than 2D, your high [D]
definition.
Spend all my time on [A] social media, this [B] is the state that [F#m] I'm in.
[A]
[D] My Twitter [E] feed's like [A] my brain, [E] cause I have [D] it on dark mode.
Memorise [A] everything she says, so I can use it to guess her passcode.
She's beauty, she's grace, she has a profile picture of her gorgeous face.
To try and get more sponsors, [Bm] to try and get [F#m] more [D] sponsors.
[B]
[D] Oh, why don't you care?
[Bm]
I've spent the [A] past 10 years of my [Bm]
life making you prepare.
Political [A] enough, but not [D] contrary.
Sexual enough, but not enough to scare [Bm] me.
Give [A] me a reason not to be [Bm] on my own, [E] the internet has ruined me.
[F#m] [E]
[A]
[Bm]
[D] Look, I know I [E] must sound [A] insane, but that's [D] part of the package.
[A] If she can't [D] handle me at my [A] worst, she don't deserve my [D] mental baggage.
I know you [A] want 6 foot 4, or 1 foot more and I'd almost be told [Bm] them.
To [F#m] reach the high, she'll be [E] your imcel.
I think [Bm] I might be a threat to [D] myself.
[A]
Threat to [D] myself.
[A] [Bm]
[A]
[Bm] [A] But why [D] does she run?
[Bm] When I'm monthly [A] giving her 50% [D] of my income.
[Bm] Feels like [A] my ideas of [Bm] affection are based around unpatient perfection.
[A] I just want [D] to appease [E] the internet [A] has ruined me.
[E]
[D] [A]
[Bm]
[A] [E]
[D] [A]
[F#m] [Bm]
[D] We used to sleep on [A] call together.
[D] [A]
[D]
[A] [B]
[N]
Key:
A
D
Bm
E
F#m
A
D
Bm
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ My keyboard's [A] like my heart, it shines in RGB [D] and it's full of blood.
I don't [A] know what is wrong with me, but I'm scared, pissed off and [D] lonely.
_ I have trouble [A] speaking to women, and less than 2D, your high [D]
definition.
Spend all my time on [A] social media, this [B] is the state that [F#m] I'm in. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ My Twitter [E] feed's like [A] my brain, _ _ [E] cause I have [D] it on dark mode.
_ _ Memorise [A] everything she says, so I can use it to guess her passcode.
_ She's beauty, _ _ she's grace, she has a profile picture of her gorgeous face.
To try and get more sponsors, _ [Bm] to try and get [F#m] more [D] sponsors.
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [D] Oh, why don't you care?
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm]
I've spent the [A] past 10 years of my [Bm]
life making you prepare. _ _ _
Political [A] enough, but not _ [D] contrary.
Sexual enough, but not enough to scare [Bm] me.
_ Give [A] me a reason not to be [Bm] on my own, [E] the internet has ruined me.
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ Look, I know I [E] must sound [A] _ insane, _ _ but that's [D] part of the package.
[A] If she can't [D] handle me at my [A] worst, she don't deserve my [D] mental baggage. _
I know you [A] want 6 foot 4, or 1 foot more and I'd almost be told [Bm] them.
To [F#m] reach the high, she'll be [E] your imcel.
I think [Bm] I might be a threat to [D] _ myself. _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ Threat to [D] _ myself. _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [A] But why [D] does she run? _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] When I'm monthly [A] giving her 50% [D] of my income. _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ Feels like [A] my ideas of [Bm] affection are based around unpatient perfection.
_ _ [A] I just want [D] to appease [E] the internet [A] has ruined me.
_ [E] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ We used to sleep on [A] call _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ together.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ My keyboard's [A] like my heart, it shines in RGB [D] and it's full of blood.
I don't [A] know what is wrong with me, but I'm scared, pissed off and [D] lonely.
_ I have trouble [A] speaking to women, and less than 2D, your high [D]
definition.
Spend all my time on [A] social media, this [B] is the state that [F#m] I'm in. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ My Twitter [E] feed's like [A] my brain, _ _ [E] cause I have [D] it on dark mode.
_ _ Memorise [A] everything she says, so I can use it to guess her passcode.
_ She's beauty, _ _ she's grace, she has a profile picture of her gorgeous face.
To try and get more sponsors, _ [Bm] to try and get [F#m] more [D] sponsors.
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [D] Oh, why don't you care?
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm]
I've spent the [A] past 10 years of my [Bm]
life making you prepare. _ _ _
Political [A] enough, but not _ [D] contrary.
Sexual enough, but not enough to scare [Bm] me.
_ Give [A] me a reason not to be [Bm] on my own, [E] the internet has ruined me.
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ Look, I know I [E] must sound [A] _ insane, _ _ but that's [D] part of the package.
[A] If she can't [D] handle me at my [A] worst, she don't deserve my [D] mental baggage. _
I know you [A] want 6 foot 4, or 1 foot more and I'd almost be told [Bm] them.
To [F#m] reach the high, she'll be [E] your imcel.
I think [Bm] I might be a threat to [D] _ myself. _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ Threat to [D] _ myself. _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [A] But why [D] does she run? _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] When I'm monthly [A] giving her 50% [D] of my income. _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ Feels like [A] my ideas of [Bm] affection are based around unpatient perfection.
_ _ [A] I just want [D] to appease [E] the internet [A] has ruined me.
_ [E] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ We used to sleep on [A] call _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ together.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _