Chords for Interrogation Song

_ _ [D] _ _ [Bm] Kermit, let's begin.
Describe the day you played Berlin.
[G] We rehearsed and then we walked about.
We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut.
[Bm] That night at 10.03, were you inside the Portrait Gallery?
[G] From 10 o'clock till 10.04 was when we did the show's encore.
[Em] Hm, Frog, we've got our doubts.
Can you confirm your_ Whereabouts?
[Bm] My alibi is watertight.
The audience saw me sing all night.
[Em] Monsieur, we know you didn't lie.
I was on stage that whole [F#m] time.
Pascal sang Rainbow Connection.
Thank [D] you, Kermit.
No more [Bm] questions.
_ [D] _ _
[Bm] Allo.
I think it's time for good gabber-romantic gab.
Miss Piggy, you could end up locked inside.
Now's your chance to save your hide.
[G] Oh, gentlemen, I did not know.
It's a crime to steal the [Bm] show.
Tell us how the art was taken.
If you want to save your [G] bacon.
I haven't seen your missing part.
Oh, I've stolen the audience's [Em] hearts.
We didn't give you a free deal.
All you have to do is squeal.
[Bm] I'm not a thief.
_ All I've ever taken is a [Em] bowel.
We'll catch the swine that did this job.
Give him the pig puns, [F#m] Freed.
Don't dump it away.
That's my suggestion.
Thank you, [D] Piggy.
No more [Bm] questions.
[D] I think they [Bm] like me.
I don't think your puns are helping the investigation.
You know, I think they [C#] did it.
No, they didn't.
Yes, they did, and we can pin [D] it.
[E] How did they do it?
If they didn't, how did they didn't?
[F] If they didn't.
Then it's [F#] easy, because they simply didn't do it.
If they didn't, then I knew it, but we've nothing that can [D] prove it. _
[Bm] Ahem.
Oh, excuse me.
_ Bring in the purple guy with the schnuzz. _
Do you remember what you did on the night you played Madrid?
[G] I was hit by a raging bull and rushed [Gm] offstage to the hospital.
[Bm] _ Gonzo, what do you know about a sculpture theft at Madrid's [G] Prado?
I never saw the stolen busts.
I spent the night in bed, concoct.
[Em] The truth, Gonzo.
The plot is tricky.
If you don't believe me, ask the [Bm] chicken.
Gamala was there.
She'll cooperate.
Madame, are you willing to corroborate?
[Em] _ _ _ Will somebody get this chicken out of here?
[F#m] Calm down, Gamala.
It's a routine infection.
Thank you, [D] Gonzo.
No more [B] questions.
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Let's go from the start.
What do you know about this stolen [G] owl?
Ah, he didn't know there was a plan.
Your accusation is far out.
[Bm] The chances of us committing a crime are less than _ [G] .009.
The _ _ chicken found the [Em] way.
To help with our investigation, can you do a full translation?
[Bm] What the chef just said to you, schnook-di-schnook-di-schnoo.
It's not [Em] Swedish. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#m] I can do an Elvis impression.
Thank you, my pet.
No more [B] questions!
[D] _
[Bm] They didn't.
No, they didn't!
There's no way they did the [D] crime!
They couldn't.
They're too stupid!
We're not criminal [F] masterminds!
We do not know who did it, but we know who [F#] didn't do it!
So we know who didn't do it, because we know who didn't do [N] it!
_ _ [Bm] _ They are incapable of