Chords for Ironic (Acoustic)

_ _ _ Yod-a [B]-lay, _ yod [G#m]-a-lay-ay-ow
An [B] _ _ _ [F#] old [B]
man _ [F#] _ [G#m] turned ninety-eight
[F#]
He won the [B] lottery, _ _ [F#] died the [G#m] next day
_ [F#] It's a [B] black flag [F#] in your _ [G#m] _ Chardonnay
[F#] It's a death [B] row pardon, _ [F#] two [G#m] minutes too late
[F#]
Isn't it ironic, [B] _ don't [F#] you [G#m] think?
It's like [F#] rain [B] _ _ _
[F#] on your [G#m] wedding day
It's a [F#] free [B] ride _ [F#] when you've [G#m] already paid
Some good [F#] _ [B] advice _ [F#] that you just [G#m] didn't take
[A] And who [E] would've thought it [F#] _ _ _ figures
Sleep laid [B] safe, _ _ [F#] was afraid [G#m] to fly
He packed [F#] his _ [B] suitcase and [F#] kissed his kiss [G#m] goodbye
He [F#] waited his [B] whole damn life [A#m] to take [G#m] that flight
[F#] And as the plane [B] crashed down he [A#m] thought
Listen [G#m] this nice, [F#] isn't it ironic, [B] _ don't [F#] you [G#m] think?
It's like [F#] rain, _ [B] _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ [G#m] _ it's a [F#] free ride [B] _
_ _ [F#] _ _ [G#m] when you've already paid
Some [F#] good advice [B] _ _ [F#] that you just [G#m] didn't take
[A] And who [F#m] [E] would've thought it [F#] figures
_ _ _ [E] Life is a funny way of [F#] sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay [E] and everything's going [G#m] awry
_ [F#] _ _ _
_ [E] Yeah well, life is a funny way [F#] of helping you out
When you think everything's gone [E] wrong
And everything blows up in [G#m] your face
[B] _ _ _ _
[D#m] Traffic [B] jam [F#] when you're already [G#m]
late
[F#] No _ [B] smoking sign on [F#] your cigarette break
It's like ten [B] thousand smokes [F#] when all you [G#m] need is a knife
[F#] It's meeting the [B] man of my dreams, [F#] meeting his beautiful [G#m]
husband
_ _ And [F#] isn't it [B] ironic, don't [F#] you _ [G#m] think?
A little [F#] too _ [B] ironic, and [F#] yeah, I really [G#m] do think
It's like [F#] rain, _ _ [B] _ _ _
[F#] _ _ [G#m] _ it's a [F#] free ride [B] _
_ _ [F#] _ _ [G#m] when you've already paid
Some [F#] good [B] advice _ [F#] that you just [G#m] didn't take
[A] And who [E] would've thought it [F#] figures
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
Yeah, [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [F#] _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ yeah _
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ [A#m] _ _ [B] _ _ _
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