Chords for It Aint What's On The Woman

_ Well, [C#] _ _ _ [F#] it ain't what's on [C#] the woman that makes her a [F#] winner.
It ain't what's on the [B] woman is what she's got within [F#] her.
Now I'm gonna say this to y'all.
[C#] And fellas, you know I ain't lyin'.
You see, the average man would jump over five plain-lookin' girls [F#] tryin' to get the one that's fine.
Me, myself, I used to wouldn't talk to a lady if she didn't have big legs, big hips, a [C#] small
waist, and a pretty face.
Because, man, when I saw a lady like that, I was right on her case.
I mean, zap, jack, right off in her ear, [F#] tryin' my best to catch her.
But you see, life is funny.
It turns around on ya.
I found out that big legs, big hips, and what we fellas like to call a protruding chest,
[C#] excuse me, ladies, whoops, on a woman that ain't got the potential of being a good mother
for your child or a good wife for you man, believe me when I tell ya, it [F#] just ain't gettin'
the best.
Now wait a minute, don't misunderstand me.
I'm not sayin' that a good-lookin' woman can't be a winner.
Because I know a whole lot of super fine, I mean, [A#m] fine, fine, fine ladies, man, [C#] that
got as much on them as your eyes can stand to [B] see, and still got a lot of good potentials
and qualities within them.
I just [F#] wanna tell ya about the little old girl that messed up my [C#] mind, I call her Plain Jane.
[F#] I used to be what they call [C#] a ladies' man, and I don't know how I got caught by this [F#] Plain Jane.
_ I'd rather use her for one night.
You know [C#] how men do sometimes.
Oh, but I'll fit off a little bit more.
I'm here to tell ya that I could [F#] choose.
_ She [B] make me feel like no other [F#] woman ever could.
_ She [C#] has no qualities, but the quality is so [F#] damn good.
And that's why I'm here to tell ya this evening that it ain't worse on the woman [C#] that makes
her the winner.
[F#] It ain't worse on the woman [B] is what she's got within her.
[F#] I thought I'd met the best, but oh Lord, [C#] I find she's a little better.
And you know what, I find myself being a little better man, a little better man since the
day I met [F#] her.
Oh Lord, yeah.
I want to tell ya all this evening that the girl's legs, oh Lord, her legs are alright,
but the little thing, God bless her [C#] soul, the little thing's just sort of flat.
You know what I mean, but she's got so many other damn good things going for her.
She don't need that.
[F#] I want to tell ya _ [B] _
like no other [F#] woman ever could.
Hey, hey, she [C#] has no qualities, but the quality is so [F#] damn good.
And that is why I want you to know that there's too many good women, too many good women,
too many good women, too many [C#] going to waste.
Lord have mercy, all because of too [F#] many men, too many men, too many men don't know what,
don't [B] know taste.
Don't you know that a woman don't have to be a [F#] outside beauty to be an inside beauty.
Oh no, y'all better [C#] take a closer look next time.
Look here, I know she'll never win a [F#] beauty contest.
I [B] don't care that, because the woman does to me what secretary does to [F#] the race track.
Hey, _ _ [C#] _ this evening y'all, I see my baby, my baby, my baby, oh the [B] girl's got me, y'all.
She just walked up and took my love from me.
[F#] I didn't want to give it up, but oh Lord, I didn't want to give it up but she, [C#] _ do you know that?
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