Chords for J Geils Band - Funky Judge (1974)

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_ _ _ Thank you, thank you.
I want no shenanigans in my courtroom.
Please bring on the first judge.
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] I can do it!
_ [C] _ I'm not [E] lying!
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_ _ _ [C] _ [E] If you [F] come for me!
_ Judge!
[C] _ [E] Oh, [F] let me call the judge.
Hey, [C] Judge!
_ Judge!
[F] Judge!
Sorry I'm wrong, kid!
[C] _ _ [E] Judge!
[F] Sorry I'm wrong, kid!
[C] Judge!
_ _ [F] Sorry I'm wrong, kid!
You're the [C] dumbest!
[E] Judge!
[F] Sorry I'm wrong, _ [E] kid!
Yes!
[Bb] I didn't do it, your honor!
[A] What [Bb] they told you!
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] Sorry I'm wrong, kid!
I can [C] tell you, baby!
_ [F] Sorry I'm [F] wrong, kid!
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] Judge!
Sorry I'm wrong, kid!
Good [C] God [E] Almighty!
[F] Sorry I'm wrong, kid!
I'll be [C] gone forever!
Judge!
[F] Sorry I'm wrong, kid!
Mmm, [C] mmm, mmm!
[E] _ [F] Sorry I'm wrong, [Bb] kid!
[E] Now, wait a minute!
[Bb] I didn't do it, your honor! [F] Judge!
[D] What [Bb] they told you!
What a [C] lie!
_ _ [F] Just call my mother!
[C] _ _ [E] Bitch, [F] give me my alibi!
_ [G] _ _ _ I didn't do it, your honor!
Everything they told you [E] was a lie!
_ [Gb] _ [G] Now you're gonna send me away!
_ And I wanna know why!
[C] _ _ _ [F] Tell her!
Yeah!
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_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [Bb] I didn't do it, your honor!
_ [A] [Bb] I'm gonna be the next guy!
_ [C] Wow!
[F] Judge!
Sorry I'm wrong, kid! Oh, yeah!
_ [E] _ [F] Judge!
Sorry I'm wrong, kid!
I'm gonna be [G] fucking you! _ _ _ _
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_ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _
What do you have?
[C] _ [E] I come [F] from the Bronx, Judge!
Oh, [C] then so!
[F] I shouldn't give you 14 [Cm] years!
What?
[C] _ Hey, Judge!
[F] I'm afraid!
_ _ [C] _ I [F] gotta call my lawyer!
[Cm] I gotta call my lawyer!
_ [Em] _ [F] I'm more than [Cm] loving a bitch!
_ [C] I don't wanna be put in [F] a house of threats!
[Gm] Come [C] on, Judge!
I'll [F] get you like a deal, Jesus!
[C] Come on, man!
[E] _ [F] Hey, Judge!
[Cm] _ _ Oh, yeah!
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